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I would like to thank you for keeping it real with the classic Strawberry Shortcake. I hate the new one with her stupid NEW face.

I mean, look at those highlights - what is she, a cheerleader?


And I don't think the Strawberry Shortcake I knew cooked. I think she stuck to strawberry daquaris, that's how she stayed so berry berry happy all the time.

thanks. <3

the new strawberry short cake pisses me off. when i was little i had a strawberry shortcake doll that i loved very much (and still do. she smells like strawberries). the new one is a BITCH.

I was strawberry shortcake once for halloween. It was the most kick ass costume ever.

I also preferred her to barbies. I had a lot of them. My fave was Apple Dumpling though.

Have y'all seen the new Holly Hobbie?

NO.

WAY.

- Mere "never got into the country cute Holly Hobbie much, but still -- this is blasphemous" 1975

Have y'all seen the new Holly Hobbie?

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH....nnnNNNOOOOooooooo

I never actually liked Holly Hobbie, but my mom did - so, as a result, i had a lot of Holly Hobbie stuff. the new one blows.

You both had the same reaction as my wife.

Wee, on the other hand, thinks it's cool.

GENERO!!!!!

But at least it's not a bratz wannabe.

True, if the new Holly Hobbie starts wearing boob shirts and exposing midriffs, I'll write a letter of complaint.

- Mere "Bratz lost me the moment I saw the Z in the name" 1975