FAH Q!

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FAH Q!

Postby mere1975 » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:11 pm

Air your grievances here. Keep it brief.



E-mail from my boss, whose scatterbrained ass I save on a daily basis:
Where is the newest version of (Word document we're working on)? You’ve probably renamed it and I can’t find it.
FAH Q!

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Postby roach » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:42 pm

Dale Hanson. What a fucking TWAT.

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Postby ree-ree » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:49 pm

The kids next door keep throwing their basketballs and footballs into our yard (by accident) and though I told them they can come get them, they never do. And now I want to keep them like the stereotypical mean old neighbor-lady everyone hates.

For a week we had five balls in the yard until Jack threw them back over and immediatly the kids were out playing and guess what, they're in the yard again.

I know that wasn't very brief, and it's very petty, but it's making me nuts.
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Postby mr_j » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:40 pm

"we'll call you if something opens up" = "i think of you more as a friend" and "we'll see, son. maybe" but worse

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Postby Irock » Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:42 pm

The woman who took over (one of) my old job(s) OVER A YEAR ago was bugging me yesterday because she couldn't figure it out. When I told her what she neded to do, instead of doing it, she thanked me for the "advise" (her spelling) and went to her boss and said it was too hard.

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Postby Phyllis » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:51 pm

today my teacher was trying to prove a point in basically telling us that we'll all be super poor and stupid if we don't graduate highschool or college.

i plan on finishing both, but some people are just in a situation where they CAN'T and it felt like she was just trying to make those people feel bad on purpose. that made me mad.

and she said basically that my family is dishonest. whatta bitch.
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Postby roach » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:20 pm

today my teacher was trying to prove a point in basically telling us that we'll all be super poor and stupid if we don't graduate highschool or college.

i plan on finishing both, but some people are just in a situation where they CAN'T and it felt like she was just trying to make those people feel bad on purpose. that made me mad.

and she said basically that my family is dishonest. whatta bitch.

I had a teacher in middle shcool who was like that. i wanted to punch her and remind her she was teaching in balch spring. whore sack.

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Postby aquaphase » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:25 pm

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:44 pm

There's this guy I know who looks like Eugene Levy. I could deal with it if he weren't painfully unfunny, and also an assjack. Fah kim.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:43 am

today my teacher was trying to prove a point in basically telling us that we'll all be super poor and stupid if we don't graduate highschool or college.

i plan on finishing both, but some people are just in a situation where they CAN'T and it felt like she was just trying to make those people feel bad on purpose. that made me mad.

and she said basically that my family is dishonest. whatta bitch.
Okay. That's mine, too. Don't mean to jump on your wagon, Phyllis. But I was told this very thing as well when I was in school.

And it isn't true. I never went to college and I'm doing just fine.


P.S. Stay in school, kids.


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