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PUNK ROCK
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:30 am
by Steveums
Yesterday, whilst I was out on the river, I noticed a candidate for the best album cover ever. What a pity I didn't have a camera.
Two swans, fucking in front of a church.
Two minutes later, another swan had joined them and was trying to get a three-way goin' on.
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:46 pm
by aquaphase
kickass! Sounds like Spinal Tap's long lost album cover
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:58 pm
by Doomius
kickass! Sounds like Spinal Tap's long lost album cover
Was that the Follow up to Shark Sandwich?
"Swan Sandwich!"
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:29 pm
by sam
I saw two turtles getting it on at Northpark Mall once. We passed them on the way in and on the way out atleast an hour later, still going at it. Must be good to be a lady turtle.
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:40 pm
by ree-ree
I saw two turtles getting it on at Northpark Mall once. We passed them on the way in and on the way out atleast an hour later, still going at it. Must be good to be a lady turtle.
Or she was praying, "lord jesus please get this over with, will you!??!!"
Re: PUNK ROCK
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:45 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
Yesterday, whilst I was out on the river, I noticed a candidate for the best album cover ever. What a pity I didn't have a camera.
Two swans, fucking in front of a church.
Two minutes later, another swan had joined them and was trying to get a three-way goin' on.
Little known fact: a similar situation was the inspiration for Seven Swans.
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:09 am
by Dalya
Or she was praying, "lord jesus please get this over with, will you!??!!"
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAH
sounds like a good Oprah episode.
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:01 am
by NerfHerder
Isn't saying "a good Oprah show" completely redundant?
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:23 am
by Dogatron
Isn't saying "a good Oprah show" completely redundant?
please don't get her started on oprah...she's 1 complicated payment away from joining the book club...
Re: PUNK ROCK
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:00 pm
by James
Yesterday, whilst I was out on the river, I noticed a candidate for the best album cover ever. What a pity I didn't have a camera.
Two swans, fucking in front of a church.
Two minutes later, another swan had joined them and was trying to get a three-way goin' on.
next thing you know, the Swan version of the religious right will be making posters showing with the caption "The Quckest Way to Bird Flu".
Re: PUNK ROCK
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:27 pm
by Steveums
next thing you know, the Swan version of the religious right will be making posters showing with the caption "The Quckest Way to Bird Flu".
Damn right it is. Swan sex basically involves Mr Swan sitting on top of Mrs Swan and practically drowning her whilst she makes pathetic honking noises.
Actually, bird pneumonia is probably more likely.
Re: PUNK ROCK
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:39 pm
by aquaphase
Swan sex basically involves Mr Swan sitting on top of Mrs Swan and practically drowning her whilst she makes pathetic honking noises.
So, not much different than people sex
Re: PUNK ROCK
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:53 pm
by Irock
Swan sex basically involves Mr Swan sitting on top of Mrs Swan and practically drowning her whilst she makes pathetic honking noises.
So, not much different than people sex
Is that why fish freak her out so much?
i "associative memories?" rock
Re: PUNK ROCK
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:01 pm
by mere1975
Is that why fish freak her out so much?
i "associative memories?" rock
twitchy
- Mere "the punk rock swans were doing it IN THE WATER?!!!" 1975
Re: PUNK ROCK
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:44 pm
by squeezle
Swan sex basically involves Mr Swan sitting on top of Mrs Swan and practically drowning her whilst she makes pathetic honking noises.
So, not much different than people sex
Is that why fish freak her out so much?
i "associative memories?" rock
this would be a MUCH better story, but my thing with fish dates back way before we met, sorry to disappoint