PUNK ROCK

[Steveums]

Yesterday, whilst I was out on the river, I noticed a candidate for the best album cover ever. What a pity I didn't have a camera.

Two swans, fucking in front of a church.

Two minutes later, another swan had joined them and was trying to get a three-way goin' on.

[aquaphase]

kickass! Sounds like Spinal Tap's long lost album cover

[Doomius]

kickass! Sounds like Spinal Tap's long lost album cover

Was that the Follow up to Shark Sandwich?

"Swan Sandwich!"

[sam]

I saw two turtles getting it on at Northpark Mall once. We passed them on the way in and on the way out atleast an hour later, still going at it. Must be good to be a lady turtle.

[ree-ree]

I saw two turtles getting it on at Northpark Mall once. We passed them on the way in and on the way out atleast an hour later, still going at it. Must be good to be a lady turtle.

Or she was praying, "lord jesus please get this over with, will you!??!!"

[ChrisLovesYou]

Yesterday, whilst I was out on the river, I noticed a candidate for the best album cover ever. What a pity I didn't have a camera.

Two swans, fucking in front of a church.

Two minutes later, another swan had joined them and was trying to get a three-way goin' on.

Little known fact: a similar situation was the inspiration for Seven Swans.

[Dalya]

Or she was praying, "lord jesus please get this over with, will you!??!!"

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAH

sounds like a good Oprah episode.

[NerfHerder]

Isn't saying "a good Oprah show" completely redundant?

[Dogatron]

Isn't saying "a good Oprah show" completely redundant?

please don't get her started on oprah...she's 1 complicated payment away from joining the book club...

[James]

Yesterday, whilst I was out on the river, I noticed a candidate for the best album cover ever. What a pity I didn't have a camera.

Two swans, fucking in front of a church.

Two minutes later, another swan had joined them and was trying to get a three-way goin' on.

next thing you know, the Swan version of the religious right will be making posters showing with the caption "The Quckest Way to Bird Flu".

[Steveums]

next thing you know, the Swan version of the religious right will be making posters showing with the caption "The Quckest Way to Bird Flu".

Damn right it is. Swan sex basically involves Mr Swan sitting on top of Mrs Swan and practically drowning her whilst she makes pathetic honking noises.

Actually, bird pneumonia is probably more likely.

[aquaphase]

Swan sex basically involves Mr Swan sitting on top of Mrs Swan and practically drowning her whilst she makes pathetic honking noises.

So, not much different than people sex

[Irock]

Swan sex basically involves Mr Swan sitting on top of Mrs Swan and practically drowning her whilst she makes pathetic honking noises.

So, not much different than people sex

Is that why fish freak her out so much?

i "associative memories?" rock

[mere1975]

Is that why fish freak her out so much?

i "associative memories?" rock

twitchy

- Mere "the punk rock swans were doing it IN THE WATER?!!!" 1975

[squeezle]

Swan sex basically involves Mr Swan sitting on top of Mrs Swan and practically drowning her whilst she makes pathetic honking noises.

So, not much different than people sex

Is that why fish freak her out so much?

i "associative memories?" rock

this would be a MUCH better story, but my thing with fish dates back way before we met, sorry to disappoint