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Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:37 am**

happy fucking birthday!

ro"you're 18 and can hear that now in the military"ach

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:54 pm**

OH.

MY.

Happy birthday, adult!

- Mere "sorry" 1975

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:01 pm**

don't ask me what that is. who can say?

happy frickin' birthday, diana! 18's a good one. be sure to lord your new-found adultness over your parents every chance you get!

ka"just kidding, sybil... that's funny, right?"tie

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:43 pm**

YEA!! Happy birthday!!!

Now you can go to the store and buy your mom cigs.

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:51 pm**

Also --

CONGRATULATIONS, Sybil!

- Mere "she's the one who did all the hard work for the last 18 years and 9 months" 1975

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:46 pm**

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:51 pm**

Happy 18!

Come over to England and we'll take you down the pub for a few of these...

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:23 pm**

'cause nothing says Happy 18th Birthday like a monkey playing a banjo!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:43 pm**

Happy Birthday!

On day 2 of your birthday UK tour you can drink a couple of flagons of this:

before we take you out for some proper music, east coast / west coast gangster shit homie

hope you have a good knees up tonight!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:06 pm**

happy birthday dahling!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:15 pm**

happy birthday lady!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:18 pm**

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!!!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:16 pm**

awwww thanks everyone!

that penis cake rocks. i love that dirty diana song.
and yay go mariooooo my one true loooove.
speaking of true loves; HEY TYLER!!!111

lolbeer.

<3<3<3<3<3

Posted: **Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:41 pm**

Happy Birthday!

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hey diana

hey diana