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I hate Dear.. threads as much as the next man, but you haven't answered your PMs and I dang well need you to email me.
I have all me travel details sorted out noo, m'lady.

You sent the details to my work e-mail address, so I'll see them in about an hour. . .

- Mere "patience, little one, we're 6 hours behind you on a Monday morning" 1975