now i suggest to you
it takes 5 seconds, just 5 seconds
of decision
to start thinking about
a little........ a big....... revolution
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:10 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
Keeping America docile requires affordable inebriation. Here we have a serious problem: America is addicted to beer, which is often brewed in unstable parts of the world. So tonight, I announce the Advanced Alcohol Initiative. In Russia and many other former Soviet republics, vodka is cheaper than food, and alcohol-related incidents account for more than half of all deaths. Through the use of technology, we can become an even drunker nation. (Applause.)