Terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:33 pm
by Irock
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:10 am
by zenmomma
Hahahaha. Very amusing.

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:59 pm
by sam
I think this one should be:

If one of your hands has been blown off by an IED, wash it thoroughly before proceeding to the nearest hospital.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:54 am
by Steveums
I've been practising my anti-terrorism karate skills.
My favourite is "A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.", because this is actually true for α-radiation.