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Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:04 pm**

It's STILL fucking RAINING.

And I'm really, really sick of driving around in the stuff.

If I wasn't so broke at the moment, I'd so be looking for last minute weekend fares to some place where the sun shines occasionally. At least the mosquito population is thriving.'

Also, I've got two leaks in my condo and they can't patch the roof til it dries. FUCK YOU, NATURE.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:06 pm**

been raining pretty much nonstop for the past 2-3 weeks here too. happy bastard summer

(not)

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:09 pm**

finally we've started having warm(ish) weather and yesterday was the first time in awhile the 4th of july fireworks weren't obsured by fog, fog and more fog.

Sorry for all the rain everywhere tho. that does suck.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:20 pm**

Also, I've got two leaks in my condo and they can't patch the roof til it dries. FUCK YOU, NATURE.

i too am experiencing my first roof leak. what sucks about mine is that it is in the chimney. its like chinese water torture hearing the drip.....drip......drip on the metal flume.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:38 pm**

You guys are weird. Rain is fucking awesome.

Watching the dark clouds roll in, feeling the cool winds blowing as the rain starts to fall, getting soaked to the bone and not giving a fuck; rain is one of the coolest things this planet does.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:27 pm**

You guys are weird. Rain is fucking awesome.

Watching the dark clouds roll in, feeling the cool winds blowing as the rain starts to fall, getting soaked to the bone and not giving a fuck; rain is one of the coolest things this planet does.

spoken like someone who doesn't own a leaky roof to repair.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:44 pm**

spoken like someone who doesn't own a leaky roof to repair.

Old Koot Home-owners: 1
Footloose and Fancy-free Renters: 0

- Mere "you mean I can't just call a guy in the main office to come fix it? wtmff?" 1975

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:55 pm**

spoken like someone who doesn't own a leaky roof to repair.

"...yet" - nerf

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:29 pm**

When you say it, Dog, it sounds dirty.

- Mere "I heard she gave Nerf the old Leaky Roof" 1975

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:19 am**

every time a storm starts i get a migraine - needless to say, i am REALLY REALLY REALLY sick of the rain

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:21 am**

When you say it, Dog, it sounds dirty.

- Mere "I heard she gave Nerf the Golden Leaky Roof" 1975

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:35 am**

Living in the Thunderstorm Capital of Canada is a trip. We had a pretty wicked one the other day, I got to hang out in the basement with the wind-up radio.

"Hello caller, you're on the air."
"Yeah, I'm in the underground parking garage at the Bayside Mall and the power's gone out. The gates are locked shut and there's about 20 of us down here."
"Oh, wow. That sounds crazy."
"Yeah. We're hoping the power comes back on before the zombies come out."

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:18 pm**

every time a storm starts i get a migraine - needless to say, i am REALLY REALLY REALLY sick of the rain

One of these days, you're going to learn how to harness that electromagnetic power and you'll become a superhero.

- Mere "Acupuncture Girl?" 1975

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:44 pm**

every time a storm starts i get a migraine - needless to say, i am REALLY REALLY REALLY sick of the rain
One of these days, you're going to learn how to harness that electromagnetic power and you'll become a superhero.

- Mere "Acupuncture Girl?" 1975

it's aleady happened.....

squeez "Sarcasmo" le

Posted: **Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:36 am**

"cool breeze?" *snort* i don't know about ohio, but there's nothing remotely "cool" or "chilly" or anything related happening down here.

My brother spent a summer in Nepal (summer is monsoon season there) and he said it has been comprable here. Which means: hot, rainy, moist, and bug infested. MMMMMMMMM lovely. I've always wanted to see my door frame covered in snails and count how many mosquito bites i can get on one square inch of my arm.

p.s. michael, i'll stop you before you make some kind of hot moist joke.

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