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Babies: bundles of joy or an alien conspiracy?
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:24 pm
by squeezle
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:11 pm
by Irock
That's one more tick mark for the 'CONS' on the babies question.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:29 am
by Dalya
right under "they don't pull their own weight around the house" and "very easy to break"
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:05 am
by sam
The fact that this is probably one of the last things we thought of is just the very reason why we know it is so true.
Brilliant!
I say, why can't both be true? Based on the state of affairs around the world, we could probably use a good alien decimation or mutant cross-breeding program pretty soon.
Does anyone remember the WKRP where Bailey produces her first segment? It's with a PHD on child development that goes much the way this bit does.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:15 am
by Irock
We'll make great pets.
i "though we're such selfish shits I never really believed that" rock
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:43 am
by Dalya
i dont think its selfish not to have a baby come out of your vagina.
dal "its selfish not to adopt 15 and name them after industrial solvents and egyptian demi-gods, though" ya
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:08 pm
by Tracy
i dont think its selfish not to have a baby come out of your vagina.
You prefer a surgical delivery?
OR
Are you saying that you think it's selfish to have your own biological children?
I am confused by the double negative.
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:32 pm
by Dalya
no, im just saying i dont this its selfish not to. as in, i'm not a subscriber to orthodix jewish and catholic procreation beliefs.
the only time i think its sort of selfish is when people spend tons of money on IVF (especially trying it multiple times) instead of using that money to adopt. i understand the sentiment, wanting to have your own genes passed on and see how your kids turn out, have that bond with your husband and experience childbirth... but after a certain point it just seems silly. there are tons of babies out there.
anyway i PERSONALLY dont enjoy thinking about childbirth, but i'm wee yet.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:04 am
by mere1975
Three of my favorite people in the world are products of IVF, so I don't agree. . . however, I am not sure why they didn't choose to adopt instead.
- Mere "Aunt Mere" 1975
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:26 am
by sam
Three of my favorite people in the world are products of IVF...
"IVF", right. Definitely aliens.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:43 am
by mere1975
"IVF", right. Definitely aliens.
I won't argue with your alien conspiracy.
- Mere "aliens who feed solely on chicken nuggets, strawberries and possibly human brains" 1975