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One house. Three bedrooms. The kid who has the largest room will be moving to another house next year and so the other two are squabbling over who will get the larger room.

Roomie #1: I was in Spain while the other two were moving in and therefore had last pick of the rooms. Therefore, I should get first pick for next year. I go to bed pretty early now (11:30-midnight) but claim that I will stay up later next year. I don't want people smoking marijuana in my room but am fine with them doing it anywhere else in the house. My furniture would fit in the smaller of the two rooms but it would be a tight squeeze and would fit so much better in the large room. I don't have the ultimate taste in music but I have an open mind and often let people pick what music they want to hear if I have it.

Roomie #2: It doesn't matter what order you picked last year. This room, being the largest, it is the room everyone hangs out in and will continue to be next year. I stay up really late (3:00-4:00), much more conducive to the constant hanging out that occurs in college. People can smoke as many bowls as they want in the room. My furniture would not be as cumbersome and would provide even more opportunity for comfortable seating via other couches and such. I think I have a really good taste in music and will listen to suggestions, but will most likely play what I want.

Pretty even or is either being selfish?

sounds like its time for a race AROUND THE WORLD!

that's how everything should be settled.

As a completely unbiased arbitrator, I think Nerf should get the largest bedroom, and the rest can do their "hanging out" in the living room.

And uh, yeah, there should be no pot smoking for anyone, especially when company comes to visit from out of state.

Sybil

roomie 2 should get it imo. if roomie 1 gets it he's the only one to get a better room whereas if roomie 2 gets it then roomie 1 also benefits by getting roomie 2's old, bigger room.

And uh, yeah, there should be no pot smoking for anyone, especially when company comes to visit from out of state.

yes, uh, i agree.

give the room to the number one guy. number two is a douche.

roomie 2 should get it imo. if roomie 1 gets it he's the only one to get a better room whereas if roomie 2 gets it then roomie 1 also benefits by getting roomie 2's old, bigger room.

I agree.

But don't you have a living room?

This is the sort of dilemma that can only be sorted out with naked wrestling.

I propose an amalgamation of the race around the world and the naked wrestling, i.e. whoever is arrested for streaking last gets first choice.

p.s. Jan I am probably about to be kicked out of the computer lab for your signature.

i think #2 should get it. #1 seems like the douche to me. (come on, it's college - pot smoking happens.) they are both being selfish, but that's not the point. if you have a bit of a party house, it seems like the better idea, but i agree, what's the deal with the living room?

I think roomie #3 will wait until roomie 1 and 2 are trying to kick each others asses and claim the room for themselves.

take a shit in whichever room you want. bam. Your room.

take a shit in whichever room you want. bam. Your room.

you are SO univited to visit

And uh, yeah, there should be no pot smoking for anyone, especially when company comes to visit from out of state.

Oh yes, you're certainly right. There will be absolutely none of that. I promise.

And uh, yeah, there should be no pot smoking for anyone, especially when company comes to visit from out of state.

Oh yes, you're certainly right. There will be absolutely none of that. I promise.

liar pants


side note...I didn't read the situation cuz it felt like math class...if train A leaves from the station at...train B arrives when? I hate the maths

take a shit in whichever room you want. bam. Your room.

you are SO univited to visit

I'm housebroken. I bark at the front door when I need to go number 2. I just use the sink for number 1.