How to get to London from Dallas

[Doomius]

Pay attention to #26

[monet2u]

Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi

now that's funny and insane.

[ifihadahifi]

pack your water wings.

[eebs]

hee hee that's a good one.

on a practical point, you might be better skipping the french leg by landing at penzance and getting the train to london. or lymington if you fancy a gander at the Needles first.

[zenmomma]

hee hee that's a good one.

on a practical point, you might be better skipping the french leg by landing at penzance and getting the train to london. or lymington if you fancy a gander at the Needles first.

I was just about to say the same... no need to detour to France. Land at Penzance, have a nice Cornish pasty to refuel, hop on train, and stop by Salisbury on your way to London.

So when should we expect you?

[sam]

Wouldn't you minimize your transit time by driving or taking a ferry to Newfoundland and then swimming to Ireland? Watch out for icebergs.

[James]

hee hee that's a good one.

on a practical point, you might be better skipping the french leg by landing at penzance and getting the train to london. or lymington if you fancy a gander at the Needles first.

I was just about to say the same... no need to detour to France. Land at Penzance, have a nice Cornish pasty to refuel, hop on train, and stop by Salisbury on your way to London.

So when should we expect you?

Actually, seeing how long it takes to get from Cornwall to here, I think going via France might actually be quicker...granted, what's a couple of hours after you've swam for 39789023839 miles of ocean....against the current I might add....

[Dogatron]

I hope the taliban don't see this or all our airport security efforts will have been in vain.

[Irock]

I hope the taliban don't see this or all our airport security efforts will have been in vain.

Ha! 10 points.