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hahaha
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:45 am
by Dalya
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:19 pm
by mere1975
"Here," said Frito-Lay CEO Al Carey as he disgustedly tossed a bag of the company's new Flat Earth-brand snack crisps onto the lectern...
- Mere "I love the idea of a bratty potato chip CEO" 1975
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:07 pm
by Irock
Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a "bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere."
I love The Onion.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:06 pm
by sam
How about this for profanity, motherfucker.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:25 pm
by mr_j
this is easily one of the funniest things I've seen in The Onion in a long, long time!
mr. '"Weren't Sun Chips healthy enough for you, you goddamn hippie bastards?" Carey added"' j
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:44 pm
by Dalya
i know!!!! haha hippie bastards. so true. fucking smelly hippies.
i havent looked at the onion in like a year but i thought that was so funny. another funny headline was something like "michigan unemployment rises due to the closings of several michigan unemployment offices"
also true. and funny.
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:47 am
by sam
If you are looking for the closest actual thing to their fictional product, this would be it:
http://www.mealpack.com/products.html
It is, by far, the worste "food" experience I have ever had.