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Darth Cheney

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:01 pm
by sam
Now you can add treatment for deep vein thrombosis to this list:
  • - four heart attacks
    - quadruple bypass surgery
    - two artery-clearing angioplasties
    - an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest
    - surgery on his legs to repair a kind of aneurysm
Not much of a point here, just amusing to me.

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:29 pm
by Irock
or...

Million Dollar Cheney

But I think my fav is RoboCheney

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:33 pm
by lennon
I like SUPERCHENEY

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:40 pm
by mere1975
CHENEYBOT

CHENEYTRON

AUTOMACHENEY

- Mere "that's what happens after 50 years of piss and vinegar in your veins" 1975

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:48 pm
by monet2u
ooo mere I like your new avatar...so festive and someone's drinking a shiner 8)

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:50 pm
by mere1975
ooo mere I like your new avatar...so festive and someone's drinking a shiner 8)
Thanks! :) It's from Zenmomma and Eebs' wedding.

Sam and I are using their photographer -- and were pleasantly surprised to see this in her portfolio. "I recognize that pudgy hand! I know those freckles! That's me! Those are Forkers toasting!!"

- Mere "she was like, 'Everyone I show that photo to loves it'" 1975

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:51 pm
by monet2u
ahh knew it was from a festive event, very cool pic 8)

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:33 pm
by Doomius
I Like Frankencheney!
Image
CHENEY MAD!!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:46 pm
by Dalya
(its my shiner! and i wish i had one right now)

cheney scares me. i think he's the boot that orwell was talking about...

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:34 am
by Tyler
reuters likes sam's title:

Image

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:26 pm
by sam
...often portrayed by critics as the shadowy Darth Vader behind the...
Mama Cheney would be proud. Now I'm trying to imagine what his home life was like. Hmmm...

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:32 pm
by ifihadahifi
...often portrayed by critics as the shadowy Darth Vader behind the...
Mama Cheney would be proud. Now I'm trying to imagine what his home life was like. Hmmm...
As if Cheney actually had a childhood.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:20 pm
by sam
Now I see this tying into the Captain America situation.
Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney (born January 30, 1941), was assembled from the remains of a team of crack commandos killed in a daring raid on Prime Minister Tojo's personal lair that could have avoided Japan's entry into WWII. His early life was wracked with the inherited memories of pain and remorse of this failure. This caused him to become wildly enthusiastic about the total destruction of America's enemies at any cost. He is said to have the strength of 100 and mysterious powers that may be a "death ray." It was rumored that the firebombing of Dresden in 1945 was actually done to cover the traces of his personal savagery. His many "health conditions" are simply due to the replacement of his WWII era parts with those from more contemporary heroes. His power has grown from the US's wars, not politically, but literally.
At least, that's what I heard.