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Postby Dogatron » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:48 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060313/ap_ ... saac_hayes

I wonder if they're gonna kill off chef in an episode or we'll just never see him again...

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Postby aquaphase » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:02 pm

does he think he can still support a career outside of Chef?

I really hope Parker & Stone force a Cease & Desist if Hayes trys to do "Chef" material in the real world.
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Postby Irock » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:14 pm

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," and that time happened as soon as my accountant called me and told me that I'd been doing this long enough to be able to live off my residuals (they did just start broadcast syndication didn't they?).

Seriously though, at least he's being true to his beliefs. Seems belated to me but everyone draws their own line.
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Postby aquaphase » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:18 pm

fuck all that. You would have thought that he would have raised a protest way way back in season 1 when Chef was sleeping with everyone and singing about his Chocolate Salty Balls.

I'm betting on the accountant and a copout strategy.
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Postby sam » Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:48 pm

...way back in season 1 when Chef was sleeping with everyone and singing about his Chocolate Salty Balls...
The show has a black kid named "Token" for fuckssake. How the hell is he getting offended now?

I know those Scientologist are touchy about their "religion", but they ought to be. I'll have to bump Isaac for Barry White for my love-making needs from now on.

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Postby kip » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:27 pm

It seems the double standard by which Scientologists like to adhere is far-reaching as Trey states, "He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."

Gos to show people will always twist their beilefs to their advantage...

Scientology is a pseudo religion.

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Postby ree-ree » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:32 pm

Scientology is a pseudo religion.
And they are quite frightening, from what I hear, when provoked.

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Postby James » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:46 pm

I really need to find my xmas card from Tom Cruise. He sent everyone who was in the spree at the time a xmas card because he met us in Oslo at the Nobel Peace Prize awards. The "card" was a plaque that had the tenets of Scientology, and he made a donation to Scientology in our names.

Furious, I phoned CP who laughed about it, and that Hollywood had given them our individual addresses. I kept a baseball bat by my bed until I left for England.

I mean, I find religion a bit silly anyway, but they're like sci-fi dorks who created a religion to be dorks, and it's just gone way, way, way too far.
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Postby sam » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:39 pm

My best friend in high school's senior paper was entitled "Scientology is Bunk"

Here is a nice piece about them.

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Postby aquaphase » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:05 am

The only thing that bugs me is that people take them seriously and then laugh their asses off at those people who try and take Jedi serious as a religion. In my mind they are no different. Each is a fantastical fantasy set of beliefs made up by a sci-fi writer.

The only difference is that Lucas was way better at marketing than Hubbard, and less draconian.

Hubbard just came up with the premises of Scientology to play "secret police" on his boat and get laid.
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Postby sam » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:17 am

The only thing that bugs me is that people take them seriously and then laugh their asses off at those people who try and take Jedi serious as a religion. In my mind they are no different. Each is a fantastical fantasy set of beliefs made up by a sci-fi writer...
Besides the difference in the intent of the author, I would agree that they have equal philosophical value.


I guess that means its to late to get in on a Jedi multi-level marketing scheme?

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Postby kip » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:24 pm

I wonder how many poor misguided people have been trying to find out how to join Opus Dei or the Templars or any of the other ancient religious societies mentioned in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code...

People can be so misguided when it comes to finding that "Higher power"

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:53 pm

Hubbard just came up with the premises of Scientology to play "secret police" on his boat and get laid.
I just can't imagine getting hot for someone named L. Ron.

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Postby aquaphase » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:00 pm

I wonder how many poor misguided people have been trying to find out how to join Opus Dei or the Templars or any of the other ancient religious societies mentioned in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code...

People can be so misguided when it comes to finding that "Higher power"
Interestingly enough, you can join both (though I wonder if you could be a member of both simultaneously). I've just loved all the attention Opus Dei has gotten since the book came out. It really makes them squirm.
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Postby kip » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:21 pm


Interestingly enough, you can join both (though I wonder if you could be a member of both simultaneously). I've just loved all the attention Opus Dei has gotten since the book came out. It really makes them squirm.
Oh man I'm sure they are squirming! Wonder how they'll depict them in the movie...think they'll candy coat it Hollywood style?


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