Forkers Central

these are two headlines from today's campus paper:

Student Senate trashes Environment Committee

Student Senate endorses quest for Bush Library


enough said.

when I was hangovering at the Panda on sunday, I wished I had a nailgun for the gaggle of undergrad types that were jacking around in front of me in line. Luckily, Hungover Monkey™ (complete with sickly scowl and funky smell) was scary enough that they got their shits together after I started mumbling.