WHAT THE...?

[monet2u]

Runaway, 9, Sneaks on Flight to Texas

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

(01-17) 17:18 PST Lakewood, Wash. (AP) --


A 9-year-old boy with a history of stealing cars and running away sneaked onto a plane bound for Texas, getting caught after flubbing an airport connection, officials said.


Semaj Booker apparently obtained a Southwest Airlines boarding card and made it through airport security Monday, hopping two separate flights but landing in San Antonio, Texas — short of his Dallas destination, police said.


The fourth-grader remained Wednesday in juvenile custody in San Antonio. He had been trying to get to his grandfather in Dallas, where he used to live.


The airline said in a statement said a young man approached the ticket counter at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport requesting a boarding pass and said his mother was already in the boarding area.


"The young man's information matched a paid, ticketless reservation for the flight. Based on the information he gave us, he was issued a boarding pass," the airline said. He was not listed as a child because he told the agent he was 12 years old, Southwest said.


Airline employees in San Antonio stopped Semaj from boarding another flight when he couldn't explain why he didn't have a boarding pass for that flight, said David Hebert, spokesman for the San Antonio International Airport.


The boy was unhappy after his family moved to Lakewood, outside Tacoma. His odyssey began Sunday when he stole a car that was left running outside a neighbor's house, only to be spotted by police near the interchange of Interstate 5 and State Route 512, authorities said.


Police pursued Semaj at speeds up to 90 mph until he took an exit and the engine blew, after which the car went over a curb and coasted into a tree. He refused to come out of the car, so officers broke a window to unlock a door and immediately recognized him as a frequent runaway and car thief, Guttu said.


He was released to his mother, but he ran away again, authorities said.


The Pierce County, Wash., prosecutor filed three charges against Booker on Wednesday in juvenile court, all related to the vehicle theft. The charges were sent to San Antonio, but Guttu wasn't sure what the next step would be.


Last month, the boy crashed a stolen car before being caught by police in Tacoma, and more recently he was caught in Seattle in a stolen car that had run out of gas, said his mother, Sakinah Booker. She believes he learned to drive from playing video games on a PlayStation.


Booker said she had hoped to soon move her four sons back to Dallas, but Semaj grew tired of waiting.


Semaj was "incredibly motivated to get to Texas," Guttu said. "He doesn't want to live in Washington state."

[NerfHerder]

I read that thread and was all like, "FILTERS!"

[Rebecca]

That's completely nuts.

Also, who the heck names their kid Semaj?

[aquaphase]

Also, who the heck names their kid Semaj?

Dyslexics. I wonder if his nickname is Obmij.

[mere1975]

We did a thing with kids in the Big Brothers Big Sisters program in November, and one of the kids was named Semaj: "suh-MAY-jay."

I think I told you guys already, but my co-workers thought I was a genius because I said, "Semaj? That's James, spelled backwards."

Thanks, James.

- Mere "Htiderem" 1975

[froggorino]

omg! that IS james spelled backwards! what will they think of next?

that kid sure IS "motivated." i'd motivate his little ass if he were mine, i can say that much...

but that's just me. i'm inately a violent person.

frog"nonnahs"gy

[monet2u]

how does a 9 year old know how to drive and make his way to the airport???? when I was 9, all I could think about was how was I going to liberate a dollar or 2 from my mom w/out her knowing so I could go buy candy.

[Tracy]

how does a 9 year old know how to drive and make his way to the airport???? when I was 9, all I could think about was how was I going to liberate a dollar or 2 from my mom w/out her knowing so I could go buy candy.

I just read this in the paper today and his mom says he learned to drive from video games. I don't know about his directional skills, I have trouble getting from Point A to Point B without my Streets and Trips program.

[ifihadahifi]

Driving at 9 I can get. Finding your way to the airport is impressive.

What is reeeeally impressive is he knew what it took to scam a boarding pass.

This kid has a bright future as a grifter.

[monet2u]

or a bright future as an inmate.

[squeezle]

I knew how to drive at nine.... but all my driving was out in the middle of nowhere where there were no actual roads and the pedistrians all had four legs.

[roach]

i just walked by the monitor at work and this story was on. I says "holy fuck that kids name is James backwards"... yeah a little late, but that's because of the constant soft spot testing my parents did on me.

ro"poke it, it's so soft"ach

[katie]

I just read this in the paper today and his mom says he learned to drive from video games.

they always blame it on the video games. if it were really from video games, i'm sure he would've left a dead hooker trail as well, so maybe this one is just bad parenting.

[James]

We did a thing with kids in the Big Brothers Big Sisters program in November, and one of the kids was named Semaj: "suh-MAY-jay."

I think I told you guys already, but my co-workers thought I was a genius because I said, "Semaj? That's James, spelled backwards."

Thanks, James.

- Mere "Htiderem" 1975

They're stealing my moniker. "Semaj" was my bizarro character when I was 7 and wanted to be the bad guy...that means I invented it in 1981. Of course I forgot to say "patent pending" to the responsible people...dammit..

[ifihadahifi]

that means I invented it in 1981. Of course I forgot to say "patent pending" to the responsible people...dammit..

Sorry, but I was 11 in '81 and I had already been using it well before then.

Sincerely,

Semaj Snave