The World Is Flat

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The World Is Flat

Postby James » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:32 am

I forgot how flat Texas is. That is until I flew over part of it today. I could see for miles and miles and...

I haven't been here in over a year, and admittedly it feels weird. I actually feel like a foreigner...
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Postby mere1975 » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:29 am

Welcome back, podnah.

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Postby monet2u » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:10 am

Texas is very very very very very flat. Odd cuz when I fly home, there are brown mountains and green hills and snow and until I actually flew over Texas myself, I would have never believe such a flat place existed.

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Postby Tracy » Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:48 pm

My neighborhood is hill-y but nothin' like those coastal foothills but southeastern Louisiana is the flattest place I've been (cause it's a delta).

We took a trip to Boise, Idaho when we were living in Louisiana and the people there called us "flatlanders".
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Postby sam » Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:34 pm

Flat is one thing, but then there is monotonous. In my personal experience, western Kansas takes the cake.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:36 am

Flat is one thing, but then there is monotonous. In my personal experience, western Kansas takes the cake.
You should make the drive from McKinney to Regina, Saskatchewan sometime. It's exactly like that 99% of the way.

You know it's a rough road trip with the highlight is "The Corn Palace".

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Postby Rebecca » Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:26 pm

But what about the hill country?

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Postby NerfHerder » Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:41 am

Look okay Texas is awesome HOOK EM HORNS but I thought this thread was going to be about Tom Friedman's book of the same title as this thread.

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Postby sam » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:32 pm

You actually think I've read a book?

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Postby aquaphase » Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:52 pm

But what about the hill country?
I think the keyword here is hill

growing up this was to the east of me
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and this was to the west
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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:41 pm

growing up
I think you told me before but I've forgotten. Where exactly were you raised?

Big Bend is probably my favorite part of Texas.

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Postby mr_j » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:48 pm

try driving from Lubbock to the metroplex area. Loads of nothing!

yes, sucky and flat as texas may be, it's the natural beauty of the East Texas part that makes it so utterly wonderful.

an interesting discovery of mine. when you leave the you start to listen to the entire Tripping Daisy discography of albums and the two EP's, listening chronologically, if you listen to the first note of Bill when you leave the city, the last note of 'the sudden shift worried him' will greet you as you hit the Dallas City Limits.

these trips are long and boring and you come up with fun stuff like that!
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Postby aquaphase » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:01 pm

growing up
I think you told me before but I've forgotten. Where exactly were you raised?

Big Bend is probably my favorite part of Texas.
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Postby mere1975 » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:44 pm

Las Cruces, NM
That's Spanish for "The Cruces."

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Postby sam » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:50 am

Las Cruces, NM
That's Spanish for "The Cruces."

- Mere "imagine Chris Farley saying El Nino is Spanish for The Nino and it's funnier" 1975
oh, but I do.


I think there is an austere beauty to West Texas and Southern New Mexico. You have to take it in in big deep breaths with the sun on your face. Living in a maze of pine trees for a few years (AL) helped me realize that.


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