Forkers Central

MERRY HAPPY DAMN HOLIDAYS!

i am off on a writing trip, but before i split, i wanted to let ya know that i got you all a little somethin':

for Justin, THE man:


for the Squeezle:


for Mere:


for Sam:


for Phyllis:


for Sybil:


for Froggie:


for Irock:


for James:


for Dalya:


for Dogya:


for Turner:


for Rebecca:


for Zenmomma and Eebs:

(this is meant to represent a lifetime of Morrisson's, any time you want it, shipped free to the UK)

for hifi:


for musick:


for Rubbs:


for roach:


for Steveums:


for ChrisTheGreat:


for Nerf:



for anyone that I might have forgotten:

a fine silver fork and a gift certificate for $58.75

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIENDS, BLESS US, EVERY ONE!!!

the santa claus above may or may not be mr. j. ;D

thanks for the fork...now bite me










and merry christmas

OH NOES!

i have yours here...you were actually the first one i thought of! here's your gift:

now that's better


here's yours

You might want to throw in one of these to make up for it:



- Mere "Josh + tiki drink" 1975

You might want to throw in one of these to make up for it:



- Mere "Josh + tiki drink" 1975

cool tikis thanks Mere. I have at least 2 of those.

For Christmas, I'm inviting everybody on a three-hour tour on the boat Mr. J gave me.

for Justin, THE man:


for the Squeezle:

Actually, Justin doesn't touch tequila, but i will gladly accept this gift on his behalf.

And i guess I'll let him pet the kitty too

uh, not that I'm not grateful, but I'd rather have what irock got. I'm sure the film is very good, but that box set is legendary...

Ja"not the biggest Daniel Johnston fan in the world"mes

you're a doll.

One day soon, when a lot of people are online, I'll do Family Feud again. It' always fun.

- Mere "X" 1975

Aww, you're so sweet. Merry Christmas you old fart.

Sybil

uh, not that I'm not grateful, but I'd rather have what irock got. I'm sure the film is very good, but that box set is legendary...

Ja"not the biggest Daniel Johnston fan in the world"mes

Mine!
Thanks, J. For Christmas, I'm giving you an A+.

Is that a Nehru jacket?! God bless us, every one!

I am giving the following:

Roach: Tube socks
Musick: Tube socks
Rebecca: Tube socks
Zenmomma: Tube socks
Eebs: Tube socks
Steveums: Tube socks
Chris: Tube socks
Nerf: Tube socks
Rubbs: Tube socks
SDog: Tube socks
Squeezle: Tube socks
Justin: English Leather
Sam: Tube socks
Mere: Tube socks
Froggy: Tube socks
Irock: Tube socks
Mr Jo: Tube socks
Kathryn: Tube Socks
Jackie: Tube socks
Phyllis: Tube socks
Kristin: Tube socks
Dalya: Tube socks
Sybil: Tube socks
George: Tube socks
Tracy: Tube socks
Katie: Tube socks

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