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. . . on this 4.0 train!

TOOT TOOT!

- Mere "caboose" 1975

This just proves that Forkers are some of the smartest people on the planet. Well done studential types.

As if there was ever any doubt.

Congrats!

if i were still in school, i'd have a 4.0 too. but i'm not in school, so i don't have a 4.0..

but congrats to all you smart forkers!

if i were still in school, i'd have a 4.0 too. but i'm not in school, so i don't have a 4.0.

Do you get points for that?
I don't think you get points for that.

It's sort of like, "if I were a marathon runner, I'd totally win."

But I'll give you an E for effort. Which - on a four-point scale - is worth nothing.

well done Mere. you ladies are smart

if i were still in school, i'd have a 4.0 too. but i'm not in school, so i don't have a 4.0.

Do you get points for that?
I don't think you get points for that.

It's sort of like, "if I were a marathon runner, I'd totally win."

But I'll give you an E for effort. Which - on a four-point scale - is worth nothing.

but i got to use the rarely-used second conditional case!

YAY!! now you can get rid of your brain juice too.

Oh, the brain juice is long gone.

It was gone before I had to perform the macarena to an atonal Schoenberg dirge, representing the women of the Bauhaus weaving workshops, working together in a harmonious artistic journey.

I'd never felt so "art school."

- Mere "after the catalogs, papers, sculptures and museum critiques were done" 1975

Congrats Mere!

Re "art school sounds fun!" becca

if i were still in school, i'd have a 4.0 too. but i'm not in school, so i don't have a 4.0.

Do you get points for that?
I don't think you get points for that.

It's sort of like, "if I were a marathon runner, I'd totally win."

But I'll give you an E for effort. Which - on a four-point scale - is worth nothing.

but i got to use the rarely-used second conditional case!

And the subjunctive. Do it in Spanish and I'll be impressed. I have an English major joke for you.

One will have never needed the future perfect tense in ones entire life.

You nerds can go paint the house with your robot friend. I'm quite proud of my final GPA of exactly 3.00 after two schools, two states, six years and 268 quarter credit hours.

Really though, congrats to all our achievers.