Dear Santa,

[ifihadahifi]

Screw world peace.

I want this. I have been mostly good for the past three weeks. So give it to me.



Love,

Hifi

[Irock]

All I want is everything on my Amazon wishlist.



etc, etc, etc....

[mr_j]

Dear Santa,

I don't ask for much, and I haven't asked you for anything in at least five years. So, you know, I think I'm not being too greedy when I say I'd like these two things, if you don't think I'm being greedy:



and i really, really need one of these, don't you think?




that's all i need, Mr. Santa!

Love,
Mr. J

ps. i think you'll quite enjoy the Marble cake I have waiting for you....

pps. And if you think I'm extra special, then maybe you could consider this:

[Rebecca]

[Irock]

Add that sewing machine to my list, too.

[mr_j]

a bread machine changed my life.

then it broke.

then i had to start making it by hand.

then my life changed even more....

[James]

You can do better than this. It won't last a year...

[squeezle]

Dear Santa,

If bring me one of these I promise to strive for all A's next semester. Plus it will make living in my grad office more tolerable.

[Jan]

Dear Santa,

I don't ask for much, and I haven't asked you for anything in at least five years. So, you know, I think I'm not being too greedy when I say I'd like these two things, if you don't think I'm being greedy:

Are you being Served?

...Fucking hell!

[Dogatron]

Dear Santa,

I don't ask for much, and I haven't asked you for anything in at least five years. So, you know, I think I'm not being too greedy when I say I'd like these two things, if you don't think I'm being greedy:

Are you being Served?

...Fucking hell!

indeed.

mr j you are totally freeee...

you wanna buy Bottom, The Young Ones and Blackadder Goes Forth

[mr_j]

i quite like it. it's one of the only things i've seen in a long time that's totally lifted me out of my melancholy. the one-night-a-week on PBS broadcast is simply not enough for me. (comes on right after lawrence welk)

[zenmomma]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like to get a job here:


Alternatively, I would like 2 plane tickets to Texas for 2007.

Or this:


Or some nice yarn for knitting stuff.

[James]

so i can go to hell with all the cool kids.

[ChrisLovesYou]

i quite like it. it's one of the only things i've seen in a long time that's totally lifted me out of my melancholy. the one-night-a-week on PBS broadcast is simply not enough for me. (comes on right after lawrence welk)

So Mr. J and I both watch the Lawrence Welk Show.



Huh.




*buries face in hands*

[Irock]

Is that a Macbook Pro? That's on my list too. A macbook would do, but as long as Santa's paying...