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That's why I pray the rosary every time I open Illustrator.

- Mere "hoping for purgatory, at least" 1975

Worth it.

dealing with virus protection software is a living hell. id rather deal with hell later.

apparently they have accordions in hell too. I'm all for it.

Plus the barbecues are incredible.

good. i don't want any pc users crashing my hell party. pun intended.

Someone told me the saxophone is the devil's horn. Makes me worry about blowing him every weekday but I try not to think about it.

Someone told me the saxophone is the devil's horn. Makes me worry about blowing him every weekday but I try not to think about it.

you're going to hell...FACT!

in new york i got called a white devil.

Were you playing a saxophone and typing on a Mac?

- Mere "eee-vil, like the fru-it of the de-vil" 1975

i was looking at my hands on the subway trying to look like i have less money than i do while two black guys talked about how drug-dealing shouldn't be against the law. then i smiled at something one of them said and he goes "what are you laughing at, honkey?" and i didn't say anything and he was like "mind your business, white devil"

it was awesome.

*goes and buys mac*

And truth be told, the trombone is the devil's instrument. Beethoven was condemned for adding "the devil's instrument" to his Fifth Symphony. The Saxomophone wasn't the devil's instrument until Charlie Parker. Plus, remember "A Clockwork Orange" when he said about hearing "God's trumpets and the Devil's Trombones"

Ja"because heaven is for pussies"mes

good old ludwig van.

...Plus the barbecues are incredible.

But there's pineapple in the coleslaw.