you damn forkers....

[mr_j]

happy thanksgiving!

[monet2u]

awww you old softee

happy thanksgiving to you

[mere1975]

- Mere "thankful for forkerscentral.com" 1975

[aquaphase]

[monet2u]

oh great! now I have that etched into my mind

[Rebecca]

Why not celebrate Thanksgiving with a turducken*?



*Translation: a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey

[Irock]

If I ate birds I'd be all over the turducken. And possibly the osturducken, if I could find one.

That's right.


Also:

Sunny's Jason = "Chef Perkins." Ha.

[lennon]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO MY FORKER FAMILY

[Rebecca]

I saw a commercial for a big sale at Target on Friday and I thought to myself, "Hmm maybe I'll go to Target on Friday." Then I realized Friday is the day after Thanksgiving.

Re "FUCK YOU TARGET" becca

[zenmomma]

Re "FUCK YOU TARGET" becca

Thems fightin' words. I went to the Target after Thanksgiving sale with my mom once. We were there at the crack of dawn. She got a dvd player for $14 and I got a Family Guy box set for $12. So we were both happy. Plus it was fun to hear all the psychos freak out about something not being on the shelf.

PS: Happy Thanksgiving Forkers!

[KathrynTheGreat]

I'm thankful for Mark Foley and his inapropriate instant messages.

[Dalya]

I'm thankful that my family doesnt go around and say what they're thankful for. We do thanksgiving lunch and we just do buffet and all the "kids" (who are now all between 17 and 32) sit at one table and make fun of the "grown ups" for having the same effing triptofan discussion every god-damned year. anyway my cousins parents are divorced; my uncle is their step-dad. so they had to go to their real dad's thanksgiving later today and they were telling me about it. his mom (their grandmother) is a holocaust survivor.

ok i don't know if any of you have met a holocaust survivor but it comes with a lot of guilt and bitterness, obviously, and their family is really screwed up. so they said they have to go around and say what theyre thankful for (which i laughed at for like 10 minutes because i'm so glad we dont do that). my cousin michael said that last year he said "i'm thankful we went to my moms house earlier because there was good food there". HA! he's funny. but anyway their grandma always goes last and always says something about the holocaust and then everyone has to be quiet and serious for the rest of the night. talk about suck-fest.

so anyway, i'm glad my great uncle benny wasn't was bitter as most holocaust survivors are, and i'm glad my family gets drunk and makes fun of eachother instead of being formal and boring. le chaim!

[mere1975]

but anyway their grandma always goes last and always says something about the holocaust and then everyone has to be quiet and serious for the rest of the night. talk about suck-fest.

Next year they should bring a tape of the Debbie Downer wah-wahhhh sound and play it after Grandma talks about surviving genocide, followed by a comment like, "I mean no disrespect, but COME ON." It would be hilarious. To me, at least.

We went around the table and said what we were thankful for, but mainly because it's fun to hear what the kids value.

- Mere "last year the boys were thankful for Batman and Spiderman; this year, Zach was thankful for 'everyone I know' and Colin was thankful for 'everyone I know, too'" 1975

[Kristen]

i hope everyone had a great thanksgiving! sorry i haven't been around for awhile, my computer was at my uncle's being fixed because it had gone to crap.

not that much of you noticed.

<3
kristen

[ifihadahifi]

Happy late Thanksgiving, y'all!

I drove 2600 miles, saw tons of stuff and was even in the same state as Froggy for a few days. Viriginia didn't explode from the overload of awesomeness.

Now it's back to work.