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dumb things people used to say

Postby Dalya » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:57 pm

"who gives a care?"

"SYKE!" (sp?)

lets compile a list.

*pushes up nerdy bored glasses*
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Postby Rebecca » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:04 pm

"It's opposite day."

"Your epidermis is showing."

"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya."

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Postby Dogatron » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:06 pm

ciao for now
The best things in life are truely free
Singing birds and laughing bees
You got me wrongs says he
The sun don't shine in your TV

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Postby Irock » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:15 pm

Take a chill pill. I always hated that one.
"There are many fish in the sea, Maria. But you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace." ~Walter Matthau

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Postby Dalya » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:46 am

"let's not and say we did" UGH I HATE THAT ONE
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Postby mere1975 » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:14 pm

Not kids, but annoying shits in the workplace:

"Is it Friday yet?"

and

"Are we having fun yet?"

- Mere "'whasssssssuuuuuuupppp' like the Budweiser commercial" 1975

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Postby aquaphase » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:47 pm

"reach for the sun"
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:48 pm

i'm the law of the land, i got ga-ga-ga-ga-guh-guh-girls on the command

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Postby zenmomma » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:28 pm

"reach for the sun"
bwahahahahaha. no but seriously.

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Postby mr_j » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:30 pm

"smell ya later"
"could you BE any more..."
"where's the beef?"
"Like, OHMYGAWD"
"like, totalllly..."


i have used a few of those more than a few times in my life. i'm sorry.
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Postby mr_j » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:32 pm

"reach for the sun"
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Postby Phyllis » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:16 pm

"that's baaaad out."

bad as in good. wtf were we thinkinggg
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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:16 am

"reach for the sun"
Among my circle of friends it has acquired the meaning "grab by the crotch," giving it another few years of freshness.

And now, my inductions to the hall of shame:

"And he/she was all..."
"You [are] the man."
"That is the bomb."
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Postby squeezle » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:20 am

reaching back in the depths of my brain.....

"yeah, that's the ticket."

(as a response when someone says 'fuckin' A') "fuck a B, it has more holes"

"smooth move, exlax"

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Postby Irock » Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:30 am

"yeah, that's the ticket."
Always makes me think of Jon Lovitz' Compulsive Liar character on SNL.
"smooth move, exlax"
"Way to go, Pepto."

Also, "she's all that and a bag of chips"
"he's all that plus tax!"
"He / she's all that."

Things my mother still says (I'm not even sure some of these are really said by anyone else):
"Let's not and say we did"
"How 'bout them apples?"
"So put that in your pipe and smoke it."
"There are many fish in the sea, Maria. But you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace." ~Walter Matthau


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