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Yeah, I read the BME blog several times a day (caught up w/ a friend from when we were kids who is now an artist in SF through it). I saw this and thought "holy fuckin' shit"

the work looks good

after looking at that I browsed the extreme section...

quickfire

Yes, shit goddam! That is intense.

433 comments in three days on a blog where I would have to guess the readers are all pretty fairly jaded.

thats pretty cool. it makes me feel bad about the 1 centimeter tattoo i will inevitably get on my wrist on my birthday.

thats pretty cool. it makes me feel bad about the 1 centimeter tattoo i will inevitably get on my wrist on my birthday.

Tiny tattoos rule, too.

- Mere "size of a thumbnail" 1975

You know, I try hard to be respectful of other peoples decisions, and to understand that my values and goals in life are probably very different than theirs.
But when I see stuff like that, I can't help it. I always think, "that guys is a fucking moron." Ballsy though.

i "Judgie Judgerson" rock

well if that kind of thing fits into your lifestyle, then what the hell. but i think if you ever plan on working for another person, except in a tattoo parlor or as a bouncer or something, you should probably not tattoo your face. unless maybe youre tattooing makeup on or something, which i guess no one would notice. i always head pamela anderson did that, is that true?

i wish i could get my eyelashes dyed. then i'd never have to put on mascara again... until i grew a new set of eyelashes...

tattoo parlor

it's a tattoo shop. Never ever ever call it a "parlor" (it pisses off the tattoo types).

why? its just like the beauty parlor except youre gossipping about Butch and um... uh... Skull... and all your tough friends... while someone draws on you with a needle. at the beauty parlor you gossip about susie and patrick while someone paints your hair.

same diff.

plus if you call it a "shop" it sounds lik youre buying something. i thought it has to be called a spa or salon or parlor when a place only provides a service... you don't say you're taking your car in to the "car shop" cause youre not gonna leave with anything new. youre not shopping!

give me a few days and ill think of a better word for it. *massages brain*

It can also be called a studio.

I'm just letting you know what will and what won't get you knifed and/or tattooed w/ "explosive diarrhea" in chinese when you think it means "beautiful flower."

Also, it's a tattoo machine, not a tattoo gun. Artists can be such a picky lot

i wouldn't ever call it a tattoo gun, that makes it scarier. i'd call it a tattoo puppy. "really cause mine got licked on by kittens?!"

studio makes more sense, i accept that. it refers to art and not purchasing items.

i hate people who get foreign languages they dont know tattooed on them. like britney's spears hebrew tattoo that means nothing. well done, jackasses. judaism also forbids tattoos so its retarded to get hebrew tattooed on you unless youre one of the 10 christians israelies. (contrary to popular belief thats not just because of the association of tattoos with holocaust, youre supposed to return your body to the earth the way you" recieved" it when you were born... the rule just intensified after the holocaust).

youre supposed to return your body to the earth the way you" recieved" it when you were born...

Except a whole lot bigger and hairier?

- Mere "it would be awesome if we turned into newborns again when we died" 1975

P.S.
Does that mean that strict Jewish people should not get lasik eye surgery? What about other surgeries??

Does that mean Jews can't have boob jobs, either?