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85 degrees and beautiful outside, and we are under a winter storm watch!

Viva Tejas!

85 degrees and beautiful outside, and we are under a winter storm watch!

Viva Tejas!

I don't miss that at all, actually. The only thing I miss is the sunshine, but if I want that, Spain is only an hour away...

85 degrees and beautiful outside, and we are under a winter storm watch!

Viva Tejas!

I don't miss that at all, actually. The only thing I miss is the sunshine, but if I want that, Spain is only an hour away...

mexico is only a couple hours away from here. it's like spain, but a little more smelly and more mexicans.

mexico is only a couple hours away from here. it's like spain, but a little more smelly and more mexicans.

Or, you can cruise down Harry Hines for a touch of Mexico, not the same as a weekend in Ibiza. But it's already nice here so you don't have to get away, except in the summer. There is no place an hour from here that offers any kind of relief from that. Exactly why it is important to recognize just how damn nice it is right here right now.

mexico is only a couple hours away from here. it's like spain, but a little more smelly and more mexicans.

It's cheaper too!

But Spanish wine > Mexican wine.

mexico is only a couple hours away from here. it's like spain, but a little more smelly and more mexicans.

It's cheaper too!

But Spanish wine > Mexican wine.

mexican wine = tequila

mexico is only a couple hours away from here. it's like spain, but a little more smelly and more mexicans.

It's cheaper too!

But Spanish wine > Mexican wine.

mexican wine = tequila

Yes but wine> tequilla.

On a side note, I wasn't so impressed by the weather when I came home to a 90 degree place. I think that bird that's (still) in my chimney is juuuuust about ripe.

Ug.

It's cheaper too!

But Spanish wine > Mexican wine.

mexican wine = tequila

Yes but wine> tequilla.

On a side note, I wasn't so impressed by the weather when I came home to a 90 degree place. I think that bird that's (still) in my chimney is juuuuust about ripe.

Ug.

the weather will soon turn your dead bird into a nice icey treat.

Mmmmmm. Frozen dinner

Yes but wine> tequilla.

Wine might be better than tequila, but it sure isn't greater. With wine, you only get wine. With tequila, you get margaritas, the tequila sunrise, drunk white guys singing in sombreros and coeds buried in a backyard in Matamoros. What is greater than that?

Yes but wine> tequilla.

Wine might be better than tequila, but it sure isn't greater. With wine, you only get wine. With tequila, you get margaritas, the tequila sunrise, drunk white guys singing in sombreros and coeds buried in a backyard in Matamoros. What is greater than that?

Why wasn't I invited!

85 degrees and beautiful outside, and we are under a winter storm watch!

Viva Tejas!

The freezing rain starts around 4 today. Yay!

Yes but wine> tequilla.

Wine might be better than tequila, but it sure isn't greater. With wine, you only get wine. With tequila, you get margaritas, the tequila sunrise, drunk white guys singing in sombreros and coeds buried in a backyard in Matamoros. What is greater than that?

'bout the only thing better than that is digging up them coeds and fucking 'em!

ro"that's the beauty of a shallow grave"ach