Revenge of the Haiku Thread

[aquaphase]

OK, to calm us before the mid-term storm of red staters vs. blue staters, let's partake in some lovely haiku.


haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

[sam]

ebay, very harsh
what I should not want I do
bid and fail, again

[Irock]

Perry's a Nazi
but that doesn't mean Dayla's
not going to hell

[mere1975]

Brain can't form haikus
or write articles for work
while iTunes play. Sssh!

- Mere "mute" 1975

[roach]

fuck you overnights
i hope it hurts you a lot
roach is not happy

[mere1975]

Fuck you InDesign
Why does a 1-hour project
take me more like 4?

- Mere "because I didn't draw comps" 1975

[mere1975]

Sam's asleep in bed
Anyone dare me to dip
his hand in water?

- Mere "warm water" 1975

[roach]

sams hand in water
oh no did you go peepee?
that's not pee, silly

[Steveums]

knit one and purl one
it's very theraputic
and results in scarves

[katie]

i detest getting
parking violations on
the streets of boston

[Irock]

Today I voted
drove to work with loud music
Jeff Lynne's a genius.

[squeezle]

voted in a shirt
that says "Not My President."
six years old. still true.

[mr_j]

you want me to do
a haiku? i got nothing.
sorry aquaphase

[monet2u]

yes, I always vote
because I feel so strongly
we can make a change

[Irock]

No, no me gusto
Español, pero puedo
gano un "A"