Forkers Central

yeah i'm nervous as hell. i still dont' know if i'm going to be bowling with the varsity girls or with coed JV. i hope it's not JV ;/// i hope i don't bowl too terribly

anyway wish me luck and pretend you care

Bowl like the wind!

good luck little bowler.

Congratulating on joining the cavalcade of forkers-turned-pro-bowlers, alongside heroes like... uh... brine...

Yeah. Never mind. Good luck.

I smell TURKEY!

- Mere "XXX is different in bowling" 1975

good luck guuuuurl!

INTIMIDATE.

aw thanks guys. i didn't do so great, but we still won. there is a girl on our team who has a 200 average (no fucking joke).

omg, if my school had a bowling team...I so would have joined a sport. damn stupid school.

better luck next time miss p (on an improved game)

omg, if my school had a bowling team...I so would have joined a sport. damn stupid school.

better luck next time miss p (on an improved game)

Here we have a 'leisure gym' course where for a hundred dollar course fee you get to go bowl, shoot some pool and play laser tag. And, presumably, be graded objectively on it.

If only other schools had it and we could have some sort of leisure league.

omg, if my school had a bowling team...I so would have joined a sport. damn stupid school.

better luck next time miss p (on an improved game)

Here we have a 'leisure gym' course where for a hundred dollar course fee you get to go bowl, shoot some pool and play laser tag. And, presumably, be graded objectively on it.

If only other schools had it and we could have some sort of leisure league.

wow. america would never have that because we are all stupid fat bitches who need real exercise and less mcdonalds.

i would like that course though.

The Leasure League should be a team of super heros who fight stress and bring you piña coladas.

The Leasure League should be a team of super heros who fight stress and bring you piña coladas.

The natty female superhero is called Chaise Lounge.