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i think if i'm going to be crippled for a few days by a sprained foot, i should at least have had a good reason for having it. it hurts like hell. if you see any drugspambots, send 'em my way.

but damn, i look dapper with my walking cane and my silk shirts.

mr. 'what, the lortab isn't good enough for you?' j

sooooo, whose ass did you kick?

well, let's just say that phyllis doesn't have a bully problem no more

actually, i have no idea what happened. i just felt like i had a cramp last night, and it got worse as the evening progressed. when i went to bed, i had to get some Xanax from my dad to get me calmed down. i couldn't walk on it w/o nearly passing out from the pain. he took me into the ER this morning at about 5 AM.

i feel weird because i did an interview w/Sparta last night, and i was in total pain, and though it went pretty well, i was in excruciating pain and i kind of want to reschedule it, because i wasn't in good form. it doesn't *suck* but i know i can do better.

should i ask to reschedule?

I'm tempted to say no, because you don't want them to think you don't respect their time. But I'm not familiar with the etiquette of your business.

Promise me smething, though. If anyone asks, tell them you burned your foot on a George Foreman Grill while cooking bacon in bed.

Promise me smething, though. If anyone asks, tell them you burned your foot on a George Foreman Grill while cooking bacon in bed.

It's a delicious AND nutritious breakfast.

- Mere "6 slices of bacon daily mmmmmm" 1975


P.S.
Mr. J, hope your paw feels better soon!

ouchy....

at least you didn't break it. a girl on my squad broke her foot in 3 places during her first practice. pretty awesome. she's now in the boot.

when i was little, my sister fractured her shin and she had a walking boot for like 4 months and i was so jealous cause she got attention.

feel better. i hope you don't need a boot.

at least you didn't break it. a girl on my squad broke her foot in 3 places during her first practice. pretty awesome. she's now in the boot.

. . . and then rebel teen Eliza Dushku joined the squad and you won 2nd place.

Ummmm, I think you're thinking of the beginning of BRING IT ON, not your actual life.

- Mere "(that was how it started, right?)" 1975

wait a second...is this sprained feet or foot?

aw, thanks you guys, my paw is feelin' a bit better today. the drugs didn't hurt yesterday...the first one i took in the ER killed the pain. the second one i took sent me into outer space. and all i remember about the third one i took was waking up at 6 this morning after taking it heh.

oh, and as for the Sparta, it wasn't as bad as i thought. it's just hard to listen to myself being in pain, and i felt like it sucked. the interview i did yesterday while wasted on painkillers, though, was a real trip!

mr. 'i was stoned but not as much as the guy i was talking to' j

Nooooooo in bring at on she ends up in a neck brace and shit. We haven't caused any spinal injuries yet. Although I have to learn how to do a standing back flip, like, right now. And I'm terrified. A lot. A couple of weeks ago a girl was doing one and she freaked out mid-flip and would have landed on the back of her neck if someone wasn't spotting her. My heart almost stopped.

So hopefully I won't outdo you, Mr. J, by dying...