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I want to see the meeting the company...

Postby Dogatron » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:41 pm

...when coming up with the idea for this toy


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... page_id=17
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Postby squeezle » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:49 pm

this just got forwarded to some of the women's studies professors at SMU
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Postby Dogatron » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:34 pm

this just got forwarded to some of the women's studies professors at SMU
I think this could be the new Guitar Hero of New Year parties
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Postby Irock » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:36 pm

W. T. F.
I had to look around for 10 minutes before I believed this wasn't a hoax. I found it on Tesco's site, and it does say "FOR ADULT USE ONLY," but come on. It comes with tiny fake dollar bills (pound notes, whatever). Obviously that pole wouldn't support the weight of an adult.

That is just so fucking beyond creepy.

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Postby mere1975 » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:03 pm

I think this could be the new Guitar Hero of New Year parties
(You just bumped your own quote out of my sig and replaced it with this.)

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Postby Dogatron » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:40 am

I'm just on the peekaboo website right now and this has to be the most pointless thing I've heard of

http://www.peekaboopoledancing.com/prod ... cts_id=134

a) it helps you choose a name b) shows you how to move c) gives you 100 peekadollars

a) how about you just combine your first pet's and your street's name b) if you need an instructional dvd to show you how to put your vagina in my face then you should have your vagina removed c) put $14 in your thong rather than $100 peekaboo dollars
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Postby froggorino » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:20 pm

little babies dancing on a pole. the bain for the females.

next, for the boys, they will be introducing virtual tree climbing.

so they never have to get off their lazy ass, and as a result they stay filled with hot boy energy that never gets burned off by physical activity, and they all end up attacking and killing the little pole girls cause they can't help their pent up and generally frustrated asses.

really, the little girls were asking for it, anyway. they should know better than to play with that toy uncle nick gave them.

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