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guess what?

Postby mr_j » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:51 pm

phyllis has a big-ass bag of butterfingers she wants to share!
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Postby roach » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:23 pm

I have a big ass need for sleep and a big ass bottle of nyquil for that. Only problem, I have a big ass bag of work right now.

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Postby Phyllis » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:26 am

no i don't you fucking whore
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Postby NerfHerder » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:27 am

Somebody better give me a gawdam Buttafingah or Ima choke a bitch.
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Postby Phyllis » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:32 am

playa hatin'
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Postby NerfHerder » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:38 am

The only player I am hating on is that who shall not afford me but a simple taste of crispity, crunchity, buttery fingers.
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Postby Phyllis » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:42 am

whatever, you can talk to my hand.
which is covered in melted chocolate mmmmmmmmmmmm
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Postby mere1975 » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:52 am

("Guess what" is a command, not a question.)

- Mere "common error" 1975

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Postby NerfHerder » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:17 am

Indeed. The (you) is implied.

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Postby Dalya » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:22 am

dear roach,

tylenol pm works much better and doesnt taste like green death.

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Postby NerfHerder » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:26 am

WHAT DID THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BUTTERFINGERS MAY I ASK (FUTURESPEAK: AX)!?!?
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Postby zenmomma » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:38 am

Am I the only one who wanted to post:

CHICKEN BUTT

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Postby Phyllis » Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:11 pm

WHAT DID THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BUTTERFINGERS MAY I ASK (FUTURESPEAK: AX)!?!?
may i ax wtf is with all dis playa hatin'?
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Postby monet2u » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:14 pm

oooo guess who I saw speak last nite????

wait for it


wait for it



wait for it












PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON what a great speaker and still pretty smexy, I would sooooo vote to change the laws to get him back in as president....damn term limits.

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Postby ChrisLovesYou » Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:24 pm

oooo guess who I saw speak last nite????

wait for it


wait for it



wait for it












PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON what a great speaker and still pretty smexy, I would sooooo vote to change the laws to get him back in as president....damn term limits.
UNLESS YOU ARE ADVOCATING BUTTERFINGERS FOR PRESIDENT MAY I AX YOU TAKE THIS TO ANOTHER FORUM FOR DISCUSSION OF WHATEVER STUPID SHIT THIS IS
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