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wtf man

it's because he has a really small penis isn't it?

Pshhh you can take him.

Gosh, if somebody on the football team wants to beat you up, then you must have done something really bad. Wait, he is a starter right? On Varsity? If he is, you are probably obligated to beat yourself up at this point. If not, you can tell him to fuck off.

Nah, he's just JV. He'd better step off or I will be forced to take action. He wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Sybil

The only time I wanted to kick ass in high school was when a guy that was really annoying wouldn't leave me alone. So I guess it works both ways. Anyhow, you're probably more agile than him, so I wouldn't worry unless he throws himself on top of you. Just have someone there with you in case it gets ugly.

gimme his name. I'm comin over, and bringin the boys to show him what's what.

messing with a girl. sheeeeeeeeit. i should beat up his mom.

i swear. i haven't done anything to warrant an asskicking. all i said was that he will never be good for anything besides smoking weed.

which he does like everyday and brags about all the time so people will think he is cool

and then he got all defensive and threatened to beat me up (in front of a classroom full of people).

I'M A TINY PERSON.

A boy tried to beat me up in Jr high, and they suspended him for three days but then his mom brought him back up to the school and he CRIED and said that I had kicked him in the balls (which I should have, but I didn't, and there was a whole class that could confirm that), and the assistant principal let him come back. And told me she was going to let me off the hook for what I'd done.

Damnit, now I'm all pissed off remembering that story.

I think it's time to go brawling.


(You mess with the Forkers, you get the tines.)

this dude is too stupid.

should we put 'phyllis's bully mass rehabilitation' in the 'Forker Events' section?

after we can all go to rubber gloves and drink cheap beers!!!!!!!!

after we can all go to rubber gloves and drink cheap beers!!!!!!!!

I love it when a plan comes together!

after we can all go to rubber gloves and drink cheap beers!!!!!!!!

I love it when a plan comes together!

i don't really think it's all that much of a plan...i think it was just on the agenda, and the ass-whupping fit in nicely...

mister j, i was thinking. you should hang out with us but wear a box from long john silvers on your head with eyes cut out so we still wouldn't know who you were until we slipped you a roofie and took your pants off. i mean box off.