I broke the toilet at home.

[ifihadahifi]

My days as a handy-man are numbered.

[Irock]

The work may be sub-standard, but the price is right!

Short of hitting it with a hammer and actually breaking the porcelin, how the hell do you break a toilet? I mean, in a way that an hour and a trip to Home Depot won't fix?

[ifihadahifi]

When you fasten the tank to the bowl, don't over-tighten the bolts. It can snap porcelein like nobody's business.

I've been charmed lately. Ever since I put in the new floors I've been going around looking for new stuff to do. I'm all motivated and it's getting expensive. Before this latest incident, I was cleaning my son's fish tank when I dropped the tank light right into the dang tank. (yeah, while it was still plugged in.) Fortunately, his fish (and I) survived the initial shock but I'm out $20 for a new light. That was just this past week. Days before that, I had the back door off it's hinges trying to fix the weather stripping and screwed it up.

Oh, and the broken toilet came fifteen minutes after I changed the storm light outside. I didn't realize, while working in the dark, that the light also hosted a wasp's nest. I learned that the hard way but at least that lesson was free.

Has anyone else ever had a bad luck/clumsy streak like I'm having right now?

[Irock]

Don't feel bad. My dad made 100 gallon fish tank one time, but failed to calculate what the weight of 100 gallons of water would do to glass (even quarter-inch thick glass).

...And that's when we bought the wet vac. To an eight year old, 100 gallons of water flowing down the hallway is really impressive.

[monet2u]

you should buy a TOTO toilet now....with a bum warmer and spray wash

[katie]

my life is one big clumsy streak. i am just about the clumsiest girl on the face of the earth.

[squeezle]

you should try adding more fiber to your diet

[Dutch]

I'm being stalked by bees and racoons.

Nothin cute about it.

[aquaphase]

I'm being stalked by bees and racoons.

Nothin cute about it.

Blame Dalya