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In my house.

The deadbolt stuck, I fought with it and banged on it and yelled at it for about 15 minutes. I finally had to take the damn thing off.

I COULD HAVE DIED IN THERE!

That's happened to us!

We also had a bathroom door that would do that. It mostly affected the kinderkind from some reason.

In my house.

The deadbolt stuck, I fought with it and banged on it and yelled at it for about 15 minutes. I finally had to take the damn thing off.

I COULD HAVE DIED IN THERE!

You mean yelling at it didn't work?

Good to hear you made it out alive!

Glad you made it out alive. I would be really sad to find out that your cat ate you after her food ran out.

- Mere "I have 3 doors to the outside, but can imagine all of the locks failing at the same time" 1975

Mere "I have 3 doors to the outside, but can imagine all of the locks failing at the same time" 1975

You know, so do I. One leads to the second-floor patio, but the other one on the third floor leads to the stairs. And I forgot all about that door until I read this. I sleep 4 feet from that door.

I am an idiot.

I get locked out of my house all the freakin time...I fight with the old crappy lock almost daily. So I almost always make sure I pee before I head for home.

You know, so do I. One leads to the second-floor patio, but the other one on the third floor leads to the stairs. And I forgot all about that door until I read this.

- Mere "I laugh because I would probably do the same thing" 1975

you know, some might use this as an excuse to turn to cannibalism.

not our Sunny, she's veggie

not our Sunny, she's veggie

As long as I have a say in the matter I am. But let the record show: if I'm ever stranded on a frozen tundra with any of you, and there's no rescue in sight, and you object to being eaten.....

Don't die first.

On a related note, my friend Rhett has always predicted that - should I die at home - Oogly will start eating my body before her food dish is even empty.

she was a winner, who became the doggy's dinner....

not our Sunny, she's veggie

As long as I have a say in the matter I am. But let the record show: if I'm ever stranded on a frozen tundra with any of you, and there's no rescue in sight, and you object to being eaten.....

Don't die first.

On a related note, my friend Rhett has always predicted that - should I die at home - Oogly will start eating my body before her food dish is even empty.

oh no, I fear I might just be deliciously good eats. cuz fat adds flavour

cuz fat adds flavour

I'm like the Easter ham then.

- Mere "or brisket, if you like" 1975

she was a winner, who became the doggy's dinner....

OH HAHAHAHA YOU CLEVER BASTARD