This morning I was trapped

[Irock]

In my house.

The deadbolt stuck, I fought with it and banged on it and yelled at it for about 15 minutes. I finally had to take the damn thing off.

I COULD HAVE DIED IN THERE!

[ifihadahifi]

That's happened to us!

We also had a bathroom door that would do that. It mostly affected the kinderkind from some reason.

[Doomius]

In my house.

The deadbolt stuck, I fought with it and banged on it and yelled at it for about 15 minutes. I finally had to take the damn thing off.

I COULD HAVE DIED IN THERE!

You mean yelling at it didn't work?

Good to hear you made it out alive!

[mere1975]

Glad you made it out alive. I would be really sad to find out that your cat ate you after her food ran out.

- Mere "I have 3 doors to the outside, but can imagine all of the locks failing at the same time" 1975

[Irock]

Mere "I have 3 doors to the outside, but can imagine all of the locks failing at the same time" 1975

You know, so do I. One leads to the second-floor patio, but the other one on the third floor leads to the stairs. And I forgot all about that door until I read this. I sleep 4 feet from that door.

I am an idiot.

[monet2u]

I get locked out of my house all the freakin time...I fight with the old crappy lock almost daily. So I almost always make sure I pee before I head for home.

[mere1975]

You know, so do I. One leads to the second-floor patio, but the other one on the third floor leads to the stairs. And I forgot all about that door until I read this.

- Mere "I laugh because I would probably do the same thing" 1975

[mr_j]

you know, some might use this as an excuse to turn to cannibalism.

[monet2u]

not our Sunny, she's veggie

[Irock]

not our Sunny, she's veggie

As long as I have a say in the matter I am. But let the record show: if I'm ever stranded on a frozen tundra with any of you, and there's no rescue in sight, and you object to being eaten.....

Don't die first.

On a related note, my friend Rhett has always predicted that - should I die at home - Oogly will start eating my body before her food dish is even empty.

[mr_j]

she was a winner, who became the doggy's dinner....

[monet2u]

not our Sunny, she's veggie

As long as I have a say in the matter I am. But let the record show: if I'm ever stranded on a frozen tundra with any of you, and there's no rescue in sight, and you object to being eaten.....

Don't die first.

On a related note, my friend Rhett has always predicted that - should I die at home - Oogly will start eating my body before her food dish is even empty.

oh no, I fear I might just be deliciously good eats. cuz fat adds flavour

[mere1975]

cuz fat adds flavour

I'm like the Easter ham then.

- Mere "or brisket, if you like" 1975

[Tracy]

she was a winner, who became the doggy's dinner....

[ChrisLovesYou]

OH HAHAHAHA YOU CLEVER BASTARD