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There's a Fran Skelton running for city council.

That is all.

- Chris "vote for your friend in two thousand and ten" the "(that means me)" Great

Some bill collector keeps calling me looking for a "Francine Shelton". Next time they call I'm going to tell them she moved to Canada.

Sy "Fran & I are both used to the Shelton/Skelton confusion among the great unwashed" bil

Ahhh, Cousin Fran. She was always the black sheep of the family, being Canadian and all.