Forkers Central

If in the next 2 years you plan on bitching about any of the following:

* not being able to find a job
* gas prices
* your gas/electric bill
* property taxes
* toll road fees
* potholes in roads
* business taxes
* traffic
* the price of college
* your education/ your kids' education
* something being illegal that shouldnt be illegal
* something being legal that should be illegal

OR if you plan on saying ANYTHING about the war in Iraq,

YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS REGISTERED AND VOTE IN THIS FUCKING ELECTION

if you dont vote, you have NO RIGHT to complain. EVER! And I fucking mean it. If any of you youngish people don't vote because you don't care about medicare or social security yet, then you dont have a right to care about gas prices or traffic or education or anything else that the government controls. if you don't participate in politics you have no right to criticize it.

and that's that.

electronic voting machines? :S

Now that you mention it...

For the life of me, I can't seem to find a job. As you can imagine, it's been a struggle for me to pay my absurdly high gas bills, electric bills, property taxes, and educational fees. It's also been extremely difficult to support that little crystal meth habit of mine, which by the way, should be made legal. Of course, I might have an easier time getting a job if there weren't so many obstacles in my way, what with the potholes and the traffic and the toll road fees (that I can't afford to pay anyway.) Sure, I could solve all of my problems by becoming an entrepreneur. If only it weren't for those exorbitant business taxes then maybe, just maybe, my dream could become a reality. Oh well, I'll have a lot of free time on my hands due to unemployment, so at least I'll be able to sit around and think about all of the soldiers in Iraq who are dying for my freedom fries.