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I fainted today
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:45 am
by ChrisLovesYou
First time ever. At the doctor's. I saw a needle and freaked out. Then it went through my arm and everything kinda melted and turned dark, and then the next thing I knew my doctor was trying to hold me up.
Strangely, in my regaining-consciousness state, I tried to save face. "You fainted, Chris." "Oh, no, no, I just fell asleep for a moment." "No, you definitely fainted." Then tried not to let on that I couldn't feel my legs.
Goddamn needles.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:35 pm
by mere1975
I don't think it was the needle. I bet you were holding your breath.
- Mere "fainting easily from heat exhaustion since 1980" 1975
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:57 pm
by ifihadahifi
Once upon a time I fainted while I was peeing.
The End.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:16 pm
by monet2u
real men don't faint! or eat quiche
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:46 pm
by IAmEllie
hehe
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:20 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
I don't think it was the needle. I bet you were holding your breath.
- Mere "fainting easily from heat exhaustion since 1980" 1975
I'm pretty sure it's some combination of the two, i.e. I wasn't breathing because I was too busy going "that isn't a needle, is it? oh, shit, you're going to stab me. oh, not my wrist. oh my god. put that away. no. no. no. no."
Once upon a time I fainted while I was peeing.
The End.
There is more to this story and you are a criminal for withholding it.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:31 am
by NerfHerder
Just think about something else while THE HUGE DEADLY NEEDLE IS PENETRATING YOUR DEFENSES.
Like boobs. Or baseball. How about sour cream? Conan O'Brien anyone? Why not try a steaming hot bowl of racism? Does anyone feel like the vulnerability in the chapstick market during the summer months for dinner tonight? With a side of Venetian Blinds perhaps? Afterward, we can all go to the living room and watch CHOO-CHOO TRAINS!
Works for me.