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- Mere "perfect Halloween treat for the phlebotomist in your life" 1975

i'd like it better if it was facial wash. or an icepack. or shaving gel.

but watermelon flavored liquid? nastay. cute packaging, though.

frog"excuse me, sir. that's obviously not food."gy

I like the eyes!

i refuse to start discussing halloween before the 1st of october

but neato

i refuse to start discussing halloween before the 1st of october

but neato

Every day is halloween when you've got Jeebus in your heart!

Brilliant!

Too bad I never get trick-or-treaters.

i refuse to start discussing halloween before the 1st of october

but neato

halloween just comes earlier and earlier every year, doesnt it?

Brilliant!

Too bad I never get trick-or-treaters.

Who needs trick or treaters? Make them your own treat, and throw a party and give them out to your vampire-wannabe friends.

i refuse to start discussing halloween before the 1st of october

but neato

Same here. And I refuse to think about Christmas until at least after Halloween.

Re "I live in a gated community with mostly old folks, so I won't be seeing any trick or treaters anyway" becca

I am surrounded by mostly older married couples and homosexuals -- none of whom seem to have small children.

And even the families who have small children must be going somewhere else for Halloween, so I don't have trick-or-treaters either.

Except 3 years ago -- the hostess from Souper! Salad! stopped by for some candy on her way to the bus stop. She was dressed as a hostess from Souper! Salad! I gave her two giant handfuls of candy and she liked that.

- Mere "if you think that means I'm not buying Halloween candy, you're wrong" 1975