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...to make another person's day brighter?

I told Elaine which category of IRs Anil was working through on the daily ORT Issues call when she got lost.

I'm a freakin dogooder.

i revealed to nerf my true prophet self....

Nothin yet, but the day is not over.

- Mere "unless walking the dog counts" 1975

i told my wife i loved her.

-len " maybe i will feed the homeless during lunch" non

i told lennon's wife i loved her.

-nerf " maybe i will visit her during lunch" herder

I told my friend I was happy about her going on another date with her ex bf (they were made for each other apparently).

i brough cupcakes for my afternoon seminar so everyone could celebrate my birthday!

i finally gave my boss my tax forms so he doesn't get nailed by the irs?

i told someone that one of their songs was one of my favorite songs of 2005, and that i really love her music.

CUPCAKE!!!

I could use one over here. . .


- Mere "there is actually one cupcake in my refrigerator, but it kind of belongs to Sam" 1975

i yelled at an appraiser so my client could get her house?


frog"hopefully it works"gy

i yelled at an appraiser so my client could get her house?


frog"hopefully it works"gy

Every home buyer needs a realtor who knows how to turn on the bitch switch.

I had a test, and a girl in my class forgot to bring a scantron, so I gave her one. She tried to give me some money for it but I wouldn't take it. I'm a strong believer in scantron karma.

Also I called my dad early in the morning and had a nice conversation with him. I've had to borrow a lot of money from him lately, so it was nice to just chat about something other than money.

I got out of class early so I surprised Logan after his class and we went to lunch.

i told someone that one of their songs was one of my favorite songs of 2005, and that i really love her music.

suuuuure, her music, that's what you were complimenting.