Happy birthday, Chris!
I'm getting you a lion, a witch and a wardrobe.
- Mere "Oh, wait, it's not Narnia? Sarnia?? Never heard of it." 1975
Once I was going to write a choose-your-own-adventure thing and call it the Chronicles of Sarnia, which would portray a day in my life, but then I figured everyone I know would complain that I wrote about them in a negative light so I forgot about it. Until now!
Happy ___th birthday, Chris.
(How many Canadian years are in one American year? I forget.)
We operate on Plutonian years, mostly, which would make me not-yet-one. However, they've been debating in Parliament about adopting the Neptunian year ever since Pluto was demoted from planet to bitch-planet.
Happy Birthdeh Chris!!!
that's Canadian for Happy Birthday
This is the wittiest thing I have read all day, ergo, it is the 2nd best present. (the 1st best is my own personal insignia which I am going to use instead of signing my name from now on.)
take off, chris! and have a fun day with those that you care for.
I'm going bowling later with my posse.
Happy birthday! I owe you a birthday kiss.
Now, I'm not sure what Drew would think of that. That wink was pretty suggestive.
so what are you doing for your birthday chris? pony rides? pin the tale? nudie bar?
I've been sitting inside all day. Nobody's come to see me or nothin' and there isn't anything to do (aside from bowling later, i guess). Fuck Sarnia.
