Forkers Central

I'd think Dalya dumped us for her friends on the cheerleading squad.

- Mere "but do they look as good in short skirts as Sam and Roach?" 1975

P.S.
Nerf, the ellipses in the title are dedicated to you.

I knew they were, Meredith. I tip my hat to you, miss.

But yes. Dalya totally thinks she's better than all of us now that she had rad college friends with pleated skirts and respectable knockers. She totally told me super-secret style. She's never coming back and she hates you all.

Don't hold it against her though. Especially if you want to score with her cheerleader friends. Not that I do. They're probably stuck up and bitchy. ...but I mean, look at them!

i think it's time for the forkers cheerleading squad to take 'em on. perhaps some big afros and forkers shirts followed by some jello shots and jager to get us in tip top shape.

any takers?

forkers cheerleading squad calendar.

frog"that's the ticket!"gy

forkers cheerleading squad calendar.

frog"that's the ticket!"gy

I call dibs on Septober.

I say we just recruit Satan's Cheerleaders to beat her new friend's asses.

I say we just recruit Satan's Cheerleaders to beat her new friend's asses.

GO SATAN!!!!

I love the Satan's Cheerleaders. Squeezle and I have been seeing them for years along side the Flametrick Subs. Hell, I even saw them on stage w/ Mojo Nixon once upon a time.