Forkers training camp?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:45 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:51 pm
we're more of a republic than a union.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:56 pm
Still, that sure is a pretty driveway.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:21 pm
You say military academy and I think of a deranged Tom Cruise in Taps blasting away at the National Guard with a 30 cal. That was sweet. I wonder what that guy could do with a fork.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:34 pm
Stick it in Katy Holmes' cervix?I wonder what that guy could do with a fork.
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:43 pm
They could record the ultra-sound as he does it and play it back on Oprah.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:46 am
that movie was totally awesome. it made me want to get shot by my goevernment.You say military academy and I think of a deranged Tom Cruise in Taps blasting away at the National Guard with a 30 cal. That was sweet. I wonder what that guy could do with a fork.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:56 am
Here, here. In fact, it'd probably look a lot like your avatar!They could record the ultra-sound as he does it and play it back on Oprah.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:36 am
In fact, that is a picture from a different in-utero cervix forking procedure I performed sometime ago at an un-disclosed celebs home in the Hollywood Hills. I can't say much more, "doctor" patient privelege and all *trim spa*.Here, here. In fact, it'd probably look a lot like your avatar!They could record the ultra-sound as he does it and play it back on Oprah.
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:00 am
On second thought, it'd probably look more like this....
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:23 am
Oh, that is just deliciously twisted.On second thought, it'd probably look more like this....
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:24 pm
Xenu needs to come back on his DC-8 and take that asshole back with him!Oh, that is just deliciously twisted.On second thought, it'd probably look more like this....
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:26 pm
that is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. and I enjoy it.
Did anyone happen to see the "best week ever" on VH1 where this fella was commenting on the Pitt-Jolie child and the Cruise-Holmes spawn??? Very funny shit. Made it out to be that P-J was our new saviour and senthere to destroy the new demon spawn from hell C-H. Yea, I laughed.
Taps-excellent movie.
Did anyone happen to see the "best week ever" on VH1 where this fella was commenting on the Pitt-Jolie child and the Cruise-Holmes spawn??? Very funny shit. Made it out to be that P-J was our new saviour and senthere to destroy the new demon spawn from hell C-H. Yea, I laughed.
Taps-excellent movie.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:11 pm
TAPS and Red Dawn were my two favorite films as a kid. We'd round up the neighborhood kids and create games out of both movies. TAPS involved running and then pretending you were getting shredded by machine gun fire. The more dramatic the fall the better. Red Dawn just involved blowing snot bubbles.
A childhood in Garland was rad.
A childhood in Garland was rad.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:28 pm
weird, that's almost like my childhood a couple cities over in balch spring. substitute TAPS for Goonies.TAPS and Red Dawn were my two favorite films as a kid. We'd round up the neighborhood kids and create games out of both movies. TAPS involved running and then pretending you were getting shredded by machine gun fire. The more dramatic the fall the better. Red Dawn just involved blowing snot bubbles.
A childhood in Garland was rad.
we were ready for the damned russians to land outside our elementry.