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Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:03 pm**

this may have been posted here. whatevs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:36 pm**

I just don't understand why the Hoff isn't more popular in the US. He's a fucking genius

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:33 am**

OOGA CHAKA HOOGA HOOGA

The only song I like better than this is his rendition of Du. Heil Hasselhoff!

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:18 pm**

1. He's like Tom Jones, but without the bulge in his pants.

2. My favorite part of the video was when he was dressed for safari by a creek with daschunds and baby angels.

3. I expected to see the dancing baby from Ally McBeal.

4. Was this the first time anyone had used blue/green screen technology? It's like when people at work discover Word Art and they make everything they write 3D, including resumes, memos and Christmas letters.

- Mere "if that was #1 in Germany, I am scared of Germany" 1975

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:19 pm**

I find it comforting because somehow I know any country that loves David Hasselhoff is no longer into taking over the world.

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:28 pm**

1. He's like Tom Jones, but without the bulge in his pants.

- Mere "if that was #1 in Germany, I am scared of Germany" 1975

LIES....TOM JONES IS ONE SEXY MOFO Hasselbuttbreath is sucky mcsuck suck.

I saw his show about 2 yrs ago...I wanted to throw my panties up on stage too...damn he's good.

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:31 pm**

to quote the fabulous NEEEEILLLLLL HAAAAAAMMMMMBURGGGERRRR;

'What's the difference between Jesus Christ and David Hasselhoff?"

"Nobody in their home nation ever recognized them for the prophets that they are"

Posted: **Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:14 pm**

I saw this one for the first time last week.

I "got a lot a' Hoff to share with the world!" rock

Posted: **Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:51 am**

I find it comforting because somehow I know any country that loves David Hasselhoff is no longer into taking over the world.

The pop culture is Japan is the other comfort.

Posted: **Thu Aug 03, 2006 3:21 am**

I find it comforting because somehow I know any country that loves David Hasselhoff is no longer into taking over the world.
The pop culture is Japan is the other comfort.

Indeed, 83 pound girls in platform shoes will never invade Manchuria.

This guy might be the ultimate poseur.

Posted: **Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:06 am**

I saw this one for the first time last week.

I "got a lot a' Hoff to share with the world!" rock

Haha. I was about to post that link... that ad is running on TV right now. Very funny.

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:13 am**

Indeed, 83 pound girls in platform shoes will never invade Manchuria.

hoff is going for invasion manchurian candidate style

http://gifdump.com/tag/David%20Hasselhoff/id/205/

you are feeling very sleeepy...

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:59 pm**

mmmm hairy.

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