is that a trumpet of a horseman i hear?

[mr_j]

i'm thinking about ending my reclusive lifestyle; i may be moving to the metroplex.

it's time to unleash the mr. j beast.

it looks something like this:



ok, so really it looks more like this:

[Steveums]

will you come to dallas on the evening of sunday 13th?

[mr_j]

will you come to dallas on the evening of sunday 13th?

what's going on that night? it depends on whether or not i'm relocated.

[Phyllis]

did you get a job in dallas?

when(if) you move we can have sunday brunch.

[monet2u]

and I thought I was really gonna get to see the real mr j.

now I'm all *sadface*

[KathrynTheGreat]

Ah, good ol' Big D(eath). You'll love it here. After all, we're talking about the city whose slogan is "Dallas: A Lot Of People Get Shot Here."

(Just remember, don't run like you're afraid, run like you're going for a pleasant mid-morning jog.)