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the worst thing about a new job...
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:30 pm
by mr_j
...is waiting to find out if you got it. it's esp. hard if you're unemployed at the time, and you have nothing to do but wait by the phone. i talked to two places this past week, and i'm now waiting on that all-important phone call, and the waiting part is driving me CRAZY. ugh! hurry up and let me know, people.
what shall i do in the meantime? i got no computer at home, and i hate to watch TV....
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:11 pm
by Phyllis
go to a bowling alley. i bet there are some hot chicks there.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:41 pm
by NerfHerder
See how many doughnuts you can fit on your genitals!
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:27 pm
by eebs
make sure the answering machine is working and doesn't have the short version of the big lebowski ready for the caller.... then head out somewhere quiet and enjoy the tranquility.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:30 pm
by roach
paint your toenails.
think about me in the shower.
write the great american novel.
type love letters to people in old folks homes.
drugs.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:02 pm
by monet2u
bake bread
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:20 pm
by ifihadahifi
type love letters to people in old folks homes.
That is the most awesomest idea ever.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:27 pm
by ChrisLovesYou
Build a ship in a bottle.
Master the art of the 'touch'. (non-sexual)
Get several patents.
Buy the distribution rights to your favourite Turkish film.
Write a manifesto.
Practice swordplay.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:32 pm
by monet2u
Build a ship in a bottle.
Practice swordplay (non sexual).
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:48 pm
by KathrynTheGreat
Solve the Middle East conflict.
Discover the cure for AIDS.
End world poverty.
B-dazzle things.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:54 pm
by ifihadahifi
Get a job you couldn't give two shits about and quit on your first day.
I'm really considering this just for the sake of adventure.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:06 pm
by Capricorndog
write a song and then criticize it
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:08 pm
by jbfromoc
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:23 pm
by KathrynTheGreat
"I made 10,000 in 2 weeks with my first bedazzler!"
Did you hear that, poor people? You too can b-dazzle your way out of the slums and into the Hamptons! Welfare no more! Order now!"
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:46 am
by Steveums
Practice swordplay.
I taught nerf this. I hope he remembers.
