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froggorino
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Postby froggorino » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:10 pm

because they think you are like the rest of the fake ass world lying to make each other feel like they are not simply dying day after day.

in a fight with anyone right now?

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Postby roach » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:17 pm

only the usual fight with myself.

why don't you have a red forkers shirt so you can explain what it means to the man working at 7-11?


ro"he thought it was the best thing ever"ach"ever"...

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:06 pm

When I had a chance to get one I was $5 short. I didn't feel like asking for a shirt on credit.

Favorite beer?

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Postby aquaphase » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:08 pm

the free kind.

What the hell is so hard about calculating 10% off a total?

rather

What the hell is wrong with kids these days?
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Postby Irock » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:23 pm

I blame Hot Topic.
And Mr. J.

The same guy who told me "I don't care how the sausage is made." is now saying the "sausage" factory is unacceptable.

Should I fly to Cali and stab him, or pay someone else to do it?
Think Jackie's interested in making $10?

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Postby monet2u » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:31 pm

of course I'm interested...I have a mortgage and car loan to think about...but I charge $20 for stabbings




Do you think that's over priced?

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Postby aquaphase » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:31 pm

an aside
The same guy who told me "I don't care how the sausage is made." is now saying the "sausage" factory is unacceptable.
I don't even know what this means.


resume play
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Postby sam » Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:54 pm

$20 for a stabbing? If you're talking Manson Family its a deal. For Pagoda style, it's a little high.

Ever been in a real fight?

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Postby Irock » Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:35 pm

an aside
The same guy who told me "I don't care how the sausage is made." is now saying the "sausage" factory is unacceptable.
I don't even know what this means.


resume play
Sorry.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:14 pm

Yep. Last one was in 1990 between me and my brother.


Ever farted audibly at work?

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Postby squeezle » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:21 pm

only in the ladies' room. but i do it all the time at home, sometimes it even scares the cats pedals1


why is coffee so tasty? is the extra added crack?

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Postby monet2u » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:25 pm

no doubt....first one's free.



what's the biggest change you've done to or for youself?

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Postby froggorino » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:40 pm

quitting drinking (but i only reccomend it if you are dying from it..)


why did i just dream during my nap that all the girls around me were wearing supercute white sundresses and wouldn't tell me why? and then i gt pssed and told them that they looked stupid?

frog"middle school dream or fear of commitment?"gy

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Postby ifihadahifi » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:14 am

Girls in white sun dresses can represent spiritual and emotional growth.
The image of girls surrounding you is interesting. A forward direction is the future, behind you is the past, to the right is logic, to the left emotion. The dream was in the first person which means what's occurring is focused on the internal rather than the external.

You are faced with spiritual and emotional growth and the fact that it's mysterious and unknown frightens or possibly frustrates you and this isn't new. You've been like this for a long time.

And your lucky lottery numbers are 11-46-33-48-4-25.


Now, why did I dream I was trying to take a picture of my reflection in a silver purse last night?

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Postby squeezle » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:59 am

the silver purse represents your finances
you are, well, you
the camera/picture represents how others see you

you are afraid that others are defining you based on you financal situation


who knew that i could interpret dreams?


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