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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:52 pm

So-so to fifty-fifty.

Do you have a favorite grandparent?

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Postby froggorino » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:17 pm

all of mine have been dead for a long time, however i had a great connection with my mom's dad, papa, when he was alive. and actually after he died, too. he came to me and told me he was doing great. it was scary/awesome. he was an amazing dude.

ever communicate with the dead?

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Postby sam » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:33 pm

Not that I know of. Maybe one of you guys is dead and doesn't know it?

Mmm Night Shyamalamum, over-rated?

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Postby Irock » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:55 pm

As a director, I'm gonna go with yes. But as a writer / director, no. And I think tagging all his films with his name as part ot the title was a PR stroke of genius. I doubt I'd know his name if it weren't for that. He'd just be the Sixth Sense guy.

Do you know of those people who claim that they "totally saw that coming half way through" the Sixth Sense?

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Postby sam » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:04 pm

I guess I'm one of them, kinda. Wasn't there an Outer Limits or Twilight Zone or somesuch show from the late 50s or early 60s with a very similar premise, because that is what I thought of a few minutes into the movie. Maybe something I read? I'm not claiming I figured it out.

What is your favorite twist ending?

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Postby squeezle » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:21 pm

It's a tie for me... fight club and the usual suspects


on the today show they are saying that you can train a man like you train animals - do you think this works?

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Postby aquaphase » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:24 pm

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I'm untrainable. It might work on others, however.


I'm going to have to go w/ the classic: Planet of the Apes.

However, The Usual Suspects and Fight Club rank right up there.



Does it annoy you as much as it annoys me when people tell you to have a "blessed day"?
(somebody just said that to me here in the office and I visibly cringed. I think it upset him)
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Postby squeezle » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:28 pm

just shoot them the bird and say "bless this"


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Postby froggorino » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:58 pm

edit:
I'm untrainable. It might work on others, however.


I'm going to have to go w/ the classic: Planet of the Apes.

However, The Usual Suspects and Fight Club rank right up there.



Does it annoy you as much as it annoys me when people tell you to have a "blessed day"?
(somebody just said that to me here in the office and I visibly cringed. I think it upset him)
gah. i hate that, and it is a running joke in my family. you should hear dolan say it. it's hilarious.

go to west virginia and paddle the new.

think i should call the stuttering helpine and stutter for like three hours on the phone? http://www.stuttering.org/

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Postby mere1975 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:59 pm

I want to go to the hospital and visit my college best friend and her new baby, but she probably won't have the baby until I leave for Chicago on Thursday. How rude of that kid, waiting until I had my ONE summer trip planned to go and get born.

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Don't call the stuttering helpline. Stuttering makes me sad.



Is it hard for you to say goodbye?

- Mere "probably our only kick-ass manager is leaving to company after 19 years, and I find myself avoiding him because I feel shy to wish him goodbye, for some reason" 1975

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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:33 pm

Yeah. So I kinda do it quickly and leave.

Do you think your myspace profile has actually been deleted or is it just being typically crap.

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Postby mr_j » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:38 pm

it's being crap.


when are the forker ladies going to get together and have a sewing bee?


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Postby ifihadahifi » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:42 pm

They'll have it while the guys have a barn raising.


Do you think you could be amish for a week?

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Postby Irock » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:46 pm

Hell no. Wait, unless I could do it drunk.

Do the Amish drink?

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Postby aquaphase » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:04 pm

Just the youth gone wild. For some reason, I'm guessing Nerf is involved in this.

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