Sad news about Roy

[ree-ree]

Maaaan, I missed it.

[jbfromoc]

aquaphase:

You suffer from a condition called "coulrophobia."

"The problem often significantly impacts the quality of life. It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences coulrophobia in their own way and may have different symptoms. .

Though a variety of potent drugs are often prescribed for coulrophobia, side effects and/or withdrawal symptoms can be severe. Moreover, drugs do not "cure" coulrophobia or any other phobia. At best they temporarily suppress the symptoms through chemical interaction.

The good news is that the modern, fast, drug-free processes of The CTRN Phobia Clinic will train your mind to feel completely different about clowns, eliminating the fear so it never haunts you again." You can learn more this treatment here:

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[aquaphase]

If I just stay the hell away from clowns, I'm generally ok.

Mostly, my "fear" just makes me want to beat the shit out of them. I've had to tell several of the sneaky bastards to get out of my face or risk being blugeoned.

[Phyllis]

aquaphase:

You suffer from a condition called "coulrophobia."

"The problem often significantly impacts the quality of life. It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences coulrophobia in their own way and may have different symptoms. .

Though a variety of potent drugs are often prescribed for coulrophobia, side effects and/or withdrawal symptoms can be severe. Moreover, drugs do not "cure" coulrophobia or any other phobia. At best they temporarily suppress the symptoms through chemical interaction.

The good news is that the modern, fast, drug-free processes of The CTRN Phobia Clinic will train your mind to feel completely different about clowns, eliminating the fear so it never haunts you again." You can learn more this treatment here:

http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/prob ... D=397:1477

fuck off no one likes you

[aquaphase]

fuck off no one likes you

behave or you'll get the horse's ass next.

[roach]

I don't like clowns. it's not a fear, its just that they think they're funny. they're whole point is to make you laugh(in general, don't bring up the point of the evil clown or hobo drunk clown. and if you don't laugh they try harder. and still you try to walk away, and they come after you with that damn permagrin and grease paint trying even more to make you laugh. it's just sad.
i hate haunted houses for the same reason, they're just full of ugly-ass clown wannabees.

[squeezle]

i think its kinda funny that this thread has gone from grumpyolddeadman to clowns - how's that for a thread jack!

[Phyllis]

fuck off no one likes you

behave or you'll get the horse's ass next.

aww. behaving is no fun.

[jbfromoc]

At age 9, my mother brought me and my sisters to the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus (The Greatest Show On Earth). When we got home, I couldn't wait to tell my father all about it. Except he wasn't there. My mother said that he must have been working late. The next morning, I ran into my parents bedroom only to find my mother who explained that my father must have left for work early. So after school, I anxiously waited for him to come home for dinner. But he never did. Three days later, on a Saturday afternoon, he shows up in the driveway and takes me and my sisters out for ice cream where he tearfully tells us that he won't be coming home anymore... ever. Seems the day we went to the circus, the sherriff showed up at the door with divorce papers and informed my Dad that he had two hours to pack all of his personal belongings and get out before "the kids" got home.

I've never liked the circus since.

[ree-ree]

and if you don't laugh they try harder. and still you try to walk away, and they come after you with that damn permagrin and grease paint trying even more to make you laugh. it's just sad.

Yeah. That's when it becomes both pathetic and creepy.

[roach]

At age 9, my mother brought me and my sisters to the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus (The Greatest Show On Earth). When we got home, I couldn't wait to tell my father all about it. Except he wasn't there. My mother said that he must have been working late. The next morning, I ran into my parents bedroom only to find my mother who explained that my father must have left for work early. So after school, I anxiously waited for him to come home for dinner. But he never did. Three days later, on a Saturday afternoon, he shows up in the driveway and takes me and my sisters out for ice cream where he tearfully tells us that he won't be coming home anymore... ever. Seems the day we went to the circus, the sherriff showed up at the door with divorce papers and informed my Dad that he had two hours to pack all of his personal belongings and get out before "the kids" got home.

I've never liked the circus since.

hey, at least you still like sheriffs.


ro"sheriff fucker"ach

[James]

Ok, so I went and looked the other thread, probably out of morbid curiosity than anything...am I reading it right? Did he admit to starman being a fake? Or is he joking? I admit I've always harbored some suspicions, but I don't know. Perhaps he's joking?

[mere1975]

I am getting more and more concerned for Steve's visit to Georgia.

- Mere "what if Grumpy's farm is named Starman Acres?" 1975

[ifihadahifi]

I am getting more and more concerned for Steve's visit to Georgia.

- Mere "what if Grumpy's farm is named Starman Acres?" 1975

That's presuming there is a farm!

[squeezle]

I am getting more and more concerned for Steve's visit to Georgia.

- Mere "what if Grumpy's farm is named Starman Acres?" 1975

That's presuming there is a farm!

*cues horror movie music*