Texas in July

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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Postby roach » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:31 am

dalya, go back to your lesbo museum and let the boys wave him in.

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Postby eebs » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:36 am

my abiding memory of Houston was the discussion in the gents between the SFA and Grandaddy set about which cubicle someone had been stabbed to death in the previous week. we were only in the city for 12 hours but that was long enough for me!

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Postby roach » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:56 am

my abiding memory of Houston was the discussion in the gents between the SFA and Grandaddy set about which cubicle someone had been stabbed to death in the previous week. we were only in the city for 12 hours but that was long enough for me!
and as a member of the hoops nation you wake up hating houston... just saying.

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Postby eebs » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:11 am

we're burning orange at dawn :wink:

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Postby Dalya » Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:32 am

oh, enjoy craptown, TX. houston = barf except for nasa.

p.s. FUCK NEW JERSEY
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Postby sam » Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:09 pm

oh, enjoy craptown, TX. houston = barf except for nasa.

p.s. FUCK NEW JERSEY
Did you fly into Newark?

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Postby Jan » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:31 pm

didn't we already establish that fresno is in california?
Except there is a suburb of Houston called Fresno, and that's where he's going....I think.

If so, there's nothing that will make you scream for Europe faster than Houston, TX. For the fourth largest city in America, it's amazingly shit.
that is where I'm going. Not really looking forward to it to be honest, it's going to be too hot and the work people I'm going with don't rate highly in the conversation stakes.

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Postby squeezle » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:58 pm

you should take a detour through dallas
"Hope is for sissies"-House

Mere "hope deserves money" 1975

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Postby Jan » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:29 pm

you should take a detour through dallas
I would, but it seems like it is a 250 mile trip!

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ie=UTF-8& ... &tab=wl&q=

Argh!

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Postby roach » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:50 pm

southwest is cheap.
http://www.southwest.com/

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Postby aquaphase » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:31 pm

I would, but it seems like it is a 250 mile trip!
That's what we call a "morning commute" here in the Lone Star State.
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Postby Dogatron » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:08 pm

yeah you cock. Southwest is cheap (and fantastic) and I'm sure Dalya has a sofa bed.
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Postby Dogatron » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:31 pm

there is also always this method

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710/ap_ ... lawn_chair

this guy is my new hero.
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Postby Irock » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:18 pm

Can I get a "Fuck the Trans-Texas Corridor because what we really need is a high speed commuter train that goes between Dallas / Austin / Houston (and eventually San Antonio and Corpus, and fuck El Paso)?"
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Postby roach » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:41 pm

El Paso)?"
fuckin' mountain time... where do they get off calling themselves Texans??


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